Insomniac GM

I do miss good (even mediocre) ASCII art

Reminds he of American Gods (the book) but without the decades of bunker cars and dead children.

I swear there used to be more "weekend" in the weekend.

This is how I access Bluesky

Do it Wade! Bad decisions make good stories!!

The view from the inside of a fully loaded cargo trailer.

My view from work yesterday.

Still one of the better non-IT jobs I've ever had.

I kinda what the power fist, but of course it's only in smurf blue. 👎

Target might as well rebrand as "Lickspittle" as far as everyone I know is concerned

Two pots of miniatures paint. One Citadel Colour, the other Warhammer Colour. Both Macragge Blue.

No one:
Absolutely no one:
Games Workshop: We're here to make paint Warhammer. We're here to make everything Warhammer. Blacker than the blackest black... times infinity.

How I arrived on Bluesky

Museum display of one of the oldest know soccer balls. Text reads: One of the oldest known soccer balls, found in the rafters of a bedroom in Stirling Castle and dating from around the time of Mary Queen of Scots. Scotland, 16th century.

You know, the only reason this still exists is because some brat kicked his soccer ball into the rafters of his bedroom, and his mom refused to get it back down for 17th time.

Turned out to be a pretty decent day after all.

Day shift look like morons and I get to be the hero... Not that I care enough to actually BE a work hero.

a man with a beard is wearing a green shirt that says read between the lines Alt: a man with a beard is wearing a green shirt that says read between the lines

There is nothing quite like walking into work first thing on Monday, only to find everything completely fucked.

Thanks day shift!

Scene from Pretty in Pink featuring Jon Cryer and Annie Potts

Every time my wife puts on Pretty in Pink, I can't help feeling like Duckie and Iona eventually hook up.

I can't be the only one? Right?

Spoof version of the Alien film poster featuring an Allen wrench/key. Text reads: ALLEN

At Ikea no one can hear you scream.

Gregorian chant on cassette tape

You maybe old, but are you Gregorian chant on cassette tape old?

Gregorian chant on cassette tape

You maybe old, but are you Gregorian chant on cassette tape old?

Went on a bit of a nostalgia nose dive and downloaded a bunch 70's and 80's sci-fi shows. Including Buck Rogers in the 25th Century.

I had no idea that the pilot opening was so... Horny...? Trippy...? James Bond ripoff fever dreamy...?

Anyway. Here it is.

youtu.be/BINijYepahA?...

Vintage Ultramarines Citadel Colour Paint Set front

Vintage Ultramarines Citadel Colour Paint Set back

Vintage Ultramarines Citadel Colour Paint Set hexagon pots

I can smell these pictures.
#Warhammer #Oldhammer

Nice

I was three. So probably shit my self.

Well, there was this whole "I'm giving my fortune to charity" thing awhile back.

Pretty much everyone involved is somehow even richer now.

Part of an email I got. Text reads: Your plan now includes Al benefits Hi John, Your Google One Premium 2 TB plan has been updated to include the same Al benefits as the Google Al Plus plan at no additional cost. Here is a summary of the benefits added to your plan:

Sorry google, I wouldn't use your AI if you payed me.

I still had to look it up. I think I caught a couple of episodes in the early 90's. Now I'm intrigued enough to track down the whole series.

What is this from? Dude looks familiar but I can't place him.

Image of Spock from Star Trek the original series. Text reads: IF YOU LOSE A SOCK IN THE DRYER, IT GOES THRU A WORMHOLE AND IT COMES BACK AS A TUPPERWARE LID THAT DOESN'T FIT ANY OF YOUR CONTAINERS

I mean, it's only logical.