Em Byrne

me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

Like clockwork.

Shave her head and send her to El Salvador.

Maybe a president shouldn’t have pardon power.

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

They are torturing and killing people in our concentration camps, and I wish more people were actively bothered by that

Live updates: Senate rejects war powers resolution; NATO shoots down Iran’s missile heading toward Turkey Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth said U.S. and Israeli forces will obtain “complete control of Iranian skies” within days, and will soon begin a second massive air assault.

Nine hundred twenty-six Iranians have been killed in U.S. and Israeli strikes since Saturday, Iran’s Health Ministry said, adding that one hundred eighty of the dead were under 18 and thirteen percent were women and girls.

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All-Star Tonys

"Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and are not clothed."

-Dwight D. Eisenhower, 1953

Right now I am leaning towards the concept that our own President is more of a danger to this country than any other country is.

A screenshot of a large group of people facing a heavily damaged building. A few of them are scaling the rubble. A headline reads: "Iran Says Dozens Are Killed in Strike on School" Photo by IRIB TV, via Agence France-Presse

During the U.S.-Israeli attack in Iran on Saturday, dozens of people, most of them likely children, were killed when a strike hit a girls’ elementary school in Minab and a high school in Tehran, according to Iranian health officials, state media and a human rights group. trib.al/y3MsQLC

We need creatives with enough wealth and willingness to give it up to put their money behind creating new studios, new ways to make and put out movies. The far right owning Hollywood makes me want to cry.

I doubt this plan is solid but I can dream. Wait, can I? Did they also purchase dreaming?

i thought sex offenders weren’t supposed to live in government housing

Inflation is up to 3.6% year over year. This means it's up since Trump took over, and higher than where Biden held it dating back to June 2023. Trump's promise to immediately lower prices has completely failed, yet he insists it's all fixed.

Go woke, go broke.

Armen Weitzman, Paul Rust, Neil Campbell, and Scott Aukerman!!

Long-time friend and first-time guest Armen Weitzman talks about his upcoming movie “The Napa Boys.”

And Paul Rust is also here, joining the 32 timers club!

Then twin brothers Barrett and Benny Bachelor stop by before scoundrel Frankie Forkson works on breaking a bad childhood habit!!

Here’s a thought for James Comer.

There IS a First Lady who has had a relationship with Jeffrey Epstein. And it’s not Hillary Clinton.

It might be worthwhile for Comer to subpoena the First Lady who actually knows Epstein.

You know, just to see what she knows.

Yay!🥳

Epstein Files Are Missing Records About Woman Who Made Claim Against Trump

NEW: The New York Times confirms my reporting that the DOJ is withholding several FBI interviews with a woman who accused Trump of sexually assaulting her as a child

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/25/u...

The State of the Union: the president is a corrupt demented sex criminal who tried to overthrow the constitution.

“people are more likely to stick with an exercise program that is tailored to their preferences and lifestyle.”

Totally this. Find the thing you like and make it your whole personality! 😃

We transitioned from a world in which the most charismatic talker won to a world in which empirical evidence & reasoning won (well, kinda). It was called the Enlightenment. We seem involved in a rapid, full-scale effort to reverse it.

(Yes I realize I've never sounded so old. 👴)

The thinking is the part I want them to do. Getting their ideas from the internet is not creativity. I know some of those English teachers personally. They are lazy.

Artwork for the podcast featuring Alimony Tony in his signature tennis whites, standing in front of a backdrop of $100 bills

A picture of four very funny people whose names are Nicole Parker, Mitra Jouhari, Mary Sohn and Mandell Maughan

IT’S THAT TIME

Eternal love believer-in Alimony Tony returns with his annual roundtable of ex-wives, this time in strict sequential order. This year Tony welcomes wives #41 through #44 to catch up, reminisce, and continue to financially support.

Available on the MAXIMUS plan at cbbworld.com

That spaghetti-os AMSR was exactly what I needed to finally get me to sleep.

Over the past two weeks I've begun to realize that rich people only started funding chatbots once they could no longer email Jeffrey Epstein

Epstein Files truly reveal that many powerful men believe rape is a thing you get to do if you’re rich enough

To: Jeffrey Epstein[jeevacation@gmail.com] From: Sent: Wed 7/15/2009 1:56:13 AM Subject: Re: florida visit? good typing! oh well, looks like it's a long flight anyhow... edmonton is so far away from EVERYTHING. On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 7:49 PM, Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com> wrote: i am tied up until aug On Tue, Jul 14, 2009 at 9:41 PM, wrote: You planted a seed with your invite today. I have next Wed thru Sunday off (July 22-26), my last vacation for months. I was going to take polo lessons in Calgary but I (DON'T) think my body can handle it! I pull a muscle every time, and I'm starting to realize my budding polo career might have to take a back seat to my actual job. think What are you doing next week?

The word don't is censored. Don't, or Don T. If you're looking for just some fun proof they're doing control+f censoring

Immigrants have paid more in taxes than they have received in benefits every single year for the past 30 years, according to new analysis from Cato.

Remember this the next time Trump and his racist lackeys call immigrants "freeloaders."