“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel
Ahh yes relying on "elite special forces" to win wars... That always works
"Savages that kill rape and torture " you mean the president right? Not the dude and his grandma that made me a burrito the size of a new born baby
This isn't hyperbole... He moves and speaks like a nazi
THATS NOT WHAT THE CONSTITUTION SAYS YOUUUUUUUU FUCK
People are making fun of this but at the end they open mouth kiss and it's actually kind of beautiful. They're clearly doing hand stuff too but they don't show it.
Put this guy in the white House press box the way he's getting to the point
Talk about commitment, dudes arm audibly snaps, he doesn't flinch, he doesn't howl in pain and I don't think he really addresses it his mind is focused solely on his message
This is so fucking dystopian, he compromised opsec being in Florida to golf and make an appearance at his grif like a party clown
“my dog is in dubai”
I will never get used to the disdain our country holds for brown and Black children.
From Palestine to Iran to Sudan, we normalize the destruction of schools and hospitals and daycares. We reduce children to death tolls and their futures to rubble with no consequence or second thought.
"The Peace President." [Cartoon by Benjamin Slyngstad]
In case you’re just waking up, the U.S. has teamed up with Israel overnight to start an illegal war of regime change, apparently on a presidential whim with no involvement of Congress, and they are already committing horrific atrocities.
So Israel is launching a "preventive" strike on Iran and also announcing a state of emergency, because they expect Iran to respond to their "preventive" strike by launching missiles. So like... what's being prevented here?
War is massacre of people who don't know each other for the profit of people who do know each other but don't massacre each other.
peace of shit president
No new wars turned into you're gonna die for me and you're gonna like it realllll fast
A broader takeaway I think is nobody should be allowed to be so rich that being told no, or being held accountable, represents such a moral injury to that person's psyche that they feel like their only recourse is to burn the world down.
the green party victory in the UK is yet another example that a better world is possible and that the world yearns for leftism
Guys I hate to break this to you... He was using them to traffic children
How much time would that take you? Two or three hours?
Are you a struggling actor? Simply be racist or assault a woman and you too could be in a real piece of shit.
Music swells as the camera pans up to reveal Johnathan Majors' character Smooth Knifeman. He looks into the camera and whispers, "Take a bullet for you, babe."
SO HOW DO YOU FIX IT FUCK BOI
People used to AGE
it's almost like people are willing to work for livable wages! imagine that!!!
A movie full of interesting looking people lol we don't get that anymore since they banned ugly people from acting in the 90s
Q: Are you gonna starve more Americans until they accept your corporate fascist takeover?
Vance: everything is on the table... Now who wants to hear a knock knock joke
CHINA WOULD HAVE HAD A BULLET TRAIN FROM CITY TO CITY AND IT WOULDN’T HAVE BEEN A PROBLEM I HATE NORTH AMERICAN INFRASTRUCTURE
