tweet by wokeometer. text id: In Stars And Time: Time-loop RPG derailed by all-queer cast's pronoun parades and aroace faith crises. Official score: 7/10 π¦ Found family sermon over swordplay.
ISAT is only worth a SEVEN on the wokeometer scale?????? im so sorry everyone. i have failed you
Kinda weird that the US elite is full of child molesters flying to pedophile island but if a poor artist ages Sailor Moon up to 18 to sell porn to anime fans she gets obliterated from the internet
ISLAMIC REVOLUTIONARY GUARD CORPS: ANY ARAB OR EUROPEAN COUNTRY THAT EXPELS THE AMBASSADORS OF ISRAEL AND THE UNITED STATES FROM ITS TERRITORY WILL, STARTING TOMORROW, HAVE FULL AUTHORITY AND FREEDOM TO PASS THROUGH THE STRAIT OF HORMUZ
an interesting part of having the kind of presence online we have is that various transsexuals online will share our art as part of their courting rituals
Calvin and Hobbes panel: Calvin looks up at his dad, who is putting on a bike helmet and about to go on a ride Calvin's dad: "Sure! 'Cyclists have a right to the road, too, you noisy, polluting, inconsiderate maniacs! I hope gas goes up to eight bucks a gallon!'"
His plans are measured in centuries
trying to make a liberal techbro heaven TWICE and failing
βso how will the money be repurposed if we manage to defund the police?β itβs simple. we add another lane to the 5
worth remembering, David Lynch directed βfix your hearts or dieβ specifically at transphobes. it wasnβt a generic βno mean people allowedβ statement, it was said by his Twin Peaks character in defense of a trans woman he cared for and deeply respected.
Words by Funkit Toys from their thread https://bsky.app/profile/funkittoys.bsky.social/post/3mdtky5ug4s2r written Feb 1, 2026, art by Erika Moen. An illustration rendered to look prehistoric, as if it's on a stone tablet or stretched hide, shows an assortment of drawings depicting pieces of the following text. Narration: For anyone who may be losing faith in human progress, remember this: We invented the dildo 27,000 years before the gun. Image: A stone phallus with several cracks and intentionally carved penis-head at one end. Caption: Hohle Fels Phallus, 28,000 years ago Text: We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language. Image: A simplified cave art painting depicting a couple having sex in doggy-style. Caption: Cave art, Tassili n'Ajjer, Algeria, 12,000 years ago. Text: We invented the condom before steel. Image: An off-white, aged, sock-let with a long, ragged belt attached to it. Caption: Oil-soaked linen condom of King Tutankkamunn, 1332-1323 BCE Text: Bread is older than war. Beer is older than borders. Image: A fancy loaf of bread, referenced from Pompeii, even though it's not the same time period as the caption, but it looks nice, ok?. Caption: Bread, 14,600-11,600 years ago. Text: We're better at making good things than bad. We've had more practice. Image: A barley field. Caption: Beer, 5,000 years ago. Text: Words by Funkit Toys, Art by Erika Moen, 2026
"We invented pornographic art tens of thousands of years before written language." (Full size image)
Words by @funkittoys.bsky.social, images by @erikamoen.bsky.social (and various uncredited prehistoric artists, craftspeople, and caveperverts)
Full post: www.patreon.com/posts/150935...
how do we relationship is so peak, really unfortunate how accurate it is to dating in your 20s
i stopped domming altogether a few years ago because i realized no one was ever as good at it in the same way i was and i decided i was done til i found someone who actually was and idk if anyone like that even exists + is close to me and idk man it kinda sucks
"First person is immature!"
"Third person is too detached!"
you both like it best when your favorite Domme writes in second person
I don't write in second person, though. I write in first person as a Domme telling you what you think and do and feel, and you read it eagerly. You willingly submit your entire being to a superior Narrator, and I use you at my whim to craft a story of your depravity
hey uh which .hack is this from
Good morning
the U.S. military has been undermanned for years, we are absolutely unready for any kind of meaningful conflict. i imagine the regime will back out before they try to force a draft. it would not go well for them.
has bombing a populace from the outside ever spurred that populace to rise up against their own government or is that just a thing we pretend happens even though it never does
happy international women's day. cheat on your shitty husband or boyfriend with another woman and leave together.
I think the worst part of the Marathon conversation is folks saying "bro it's not the art style, it was just a few decals, and they paid the artist! You saying they lifted the artstyle is spreading misinfo!"
Bro cmon. They stopped showing the game for months after getting caught.
happy women's day β€οΈβ¨
i had this problem with strive! esp with input buffering being forgiving enough, actually stopping for 3/4s of a second feels so uncomfortable
This International Women's Day, please remember that trans women are women. Full stop. No qualifiers.
brooo they're drawing you as a woman for international women's day. you look way happier. don't worry about it.
Kink is kinda weird sometimes.
I deal with horrible assholes all day at my job, but instead of unleashing my righteous anger back at those who deserve it, I bottle it up and use it to abuse innocent girls who are nothing but incredibly sweet and nice to me
"humble bundle featuring a harry potter game supporting the ESA" is like... wow! I can get a side of FLAMING garbage with my garbage? I can fund a "charity" that actively advocates AGAINST game preservation _and_ jkr at the same time? wow! not in a million fucking years
The wriggle shaker
#touhou #ζ±ζΉ
Cool bug facts
#touhou #ζ±ζΉProject
i don't know if people outside the united states realize how large a chunk of our population is part of some degree of cult and how large a chunk of our financial institutions are blatantly scams.
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