i can think of one major thing

Model: Gekko
Debut: Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
Year: 2008
Designer: Yoji Shinkawa

manbursts in to tears. Says, "but doctor, I am every morning i wake up and open palm slam a vhs into the slot. its chronicles of riddick and right then and there i start doing the moves alongside with the main character, riddick. i do every move and i do every move hard. makin whooshing sounds wh

exile: does anyone want anything from the store

kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds

exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store

mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle

kreia: actually i will also have a coke

@morecivilized.bsky.social 🚨🚨🚨

Where my bitches at

okie that’s all i got that i can remember! thanks for looking

I will never "present evidence" in a court proceeding. It's not my job to educate you

i love when the nyt does an expose like "ok, here's what we spent the last few months complicit in"

masterplogoon

the point of having friends is devising the worst movie double features ever to make them watch with you

why hasn’t jesse singal been ostracized from society yet lmfao i don’t wanna see people share his reporting like he isn’t almost single handedly responsible for much of the rise of ~palatable~ transphobia in this country

tbf the biden admin was basically trying to do this at the ftc

Finally watched Slap Shot and that's a gayer movie than I assumed it was.

Senator: (posting on bluesky) The president told his supporters to prepare for the “Night Of One Thousand Screams.” Might I suggest he instead hold the Night Of One Thousand Bipartisan Discussions Of Job Creation Opportunities

Wip

okay i'm so tired of having to explain this every time the chiefs play in front of a national audience. yes, all the chiefs players are married to each other. no, they DO NOT all have sex with each other at halftime. they're more professional than that, and there's a lot more to marriage than that

The cover of the zine "i don't talk to thin people" by a.c.d

i don't talk to thin people.

a short satirical zine about about how it feels to be a fat person sometimes. everything in this is a joking rendition based on real experiences.

buy the PDF for $5+ here: acdworks.itch.io/thin

The seven main Conclave characters in the Pentiment art style

conclavement

During a meal, Adeyemi says to Tremblay, "Judas. Traditore."

Lawrence says to Agnes, "These photocopies are for the good of the conclave, Sister." He succeeds at a Pentiment-style persuasion check.

my favorite video game, conclave

yeah........

also his serve in john wick 4

he’s in so much clone wars ur failing us

imdb wrapped you looked up the guy from big eden 3 times and said “why on earth did this guy voice act lando calrissian in the 90s star wars radio dramas??” all 3 times. you looked up clancy brown in hopes of reassociating him with something other than detroit become human 14 times. sadly you failed

when i choose a movie to watch the letterboxd profile pics of ayo edebiri, esteemed nyt columnist jamelle bouie, and two random guys i follow on tumblr appear on my shoulders like little angels and devils

i’m ahead of the curve

witches #umineko