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Hello again sane people. Astoria Queens, he/him πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

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I think this is my fault

01.02.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This is every single maga shithead on X

28.01.2026 06:44 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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They used to be more common, but you can still snag the dumbest of the dumb on that site from time to time with this.

28.01.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@golmia.bsky.social I learned this trick from you

28.01.2026 02:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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They’re not sending me their best over on X

28.01.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down
TRUMP: Uh huh
MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade?
TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom

21.11.2025 22:17 πŸ‘ 8453 πŸ” 1354 πŸ’¬ 79 πŸ“Œ 42
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My husband never looks at me like this

22.11.2025 03:19 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
14.11.2025 15:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Such a normal website, full of regular folks

21.10.2025 06:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Seems I made people upset over at the old place lol

19.10.2025 21:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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lol uh… no thanks, I’m good

18.10.2025 14:38 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey! I’m rarely here

18.10.2025 14:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t post there right now

10.03.2025 16:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I made a joke on the other app about conservative men pretending to like figure skating, but they proved me wrong when they called me a f@g

27.12.2024 06:28 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t think Nancy Mace is well

07.12.2024 05:20 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Eric Adams doesn’t rule out switch to the GOP: 'Cancel me' The New York City mayor has been at odds with national Democrats over immigration.

there's really no downside to bullying Adams out of the party, this is precisely the sort of person Democrats need to get shot of if the want to stop being associated with a corrupt status quo

www.politico.com/news/2024/12...

06.12.2024 15:24 πŸ‘ 548 πŸ” 82 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 22

This is hyper dimensional philosophy you guys, your brain is simply just too small to comprehend it

06.12.2024 04:23 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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And now Deep Thoughts

06.12.2024 03:14 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

Marie Antoinette had a family who did nothing wrong, and leftists don’t even care

05.12.2024 14:08 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The snag here is that anyone can go to Ana’s timeline, do a few searches, and see exactly when the last time was that she talked about healthcare in any real way.

Over five years, she only substantively touched on healthcare once, to complain about trans inclusive language

05.12.2024 13:51 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No joke, I’m pretty much certain that X has me shadowbanned

So I’ll post here more, I guess

05.12.2024 04:50 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Cheney shoots a guy in the face, and the guy he shot was made to apologize

27.11.2024 04:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Statement: β€œDemocrats claimed four Senate victories in four states that Trump won.

That’s the most Senate races lost in states won by the presidential winner’s choice party since 2004.”

Statement: β€œDemocrats claimed four Senate victories in four states that Trump won. That’s the most Senate races lost in states won by the presidential winner’s choice party since 2004.”

Hello people of earth, we Democrats have some very interesting human statistical facts to share

27.11.2024 03:22 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice work friendo

26.11.2024 22:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trying to get banned again

25.11.2024 16:16 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Craven little shits. Beating their chests for 8 yearsβ€” disintegrating into dusk when the bad man looks at them wrong

19.11.2024 14:34 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

And a failure hard

19.11.2024 14:30 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A tweet by Brianna Wu, ending with what appears to be an earnest question: β€œam I the only tr@nny here with a room temperature IQ?”

A tweet by Brianna Wu, ending with what appears to be an earnest question: β€œam I the only tr@nny here with a room temperature IQ?”

She tweeted this out

19.11.2024 09:27 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This one is also just depressing on a civilizational level

16.11.2024 05:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0