Kelly

everything went downhill after the dinosaurs died

Have you noticed a trend of people speaking to total strangers in semiliterate prompts?

Like, someone going "what make car go" or "game name give name of game" etc

It's because they forgot that a human normally responds to stuff like that with "jesus christ dude"

Can’t right now, I just got a new label maker and I need put labels on EVERYTHING

image of Alice from Wonderland with pink hair sitting with her hands holding her head up, mushrooms and the words: EVEN IN DARKNESS YoU ARE STill GROWING artist: Gus Fink

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All the cool kids are hanging in tonight.

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

me: you think somewhere there's a taxidermist who uses a stuffed pig as a piggy bank?

wife: we don't actually have to talk about every thought you have

I live dangerously (wear a lot of black with pets that shed)

I think “all the American voter cares about is gas prices” is overly simplistic and broadly incorrect

but I sure as shit think they are going to care about them rising this much this fast

let's make burritos about it

i think if dr seuss was alive to see such times he would have said fuck this shit but you know with rhymes

Started at the bottom, now we’re here
(at war)

The gap in my resume is from being released into the wild.

me: I’ll just lie down for 5 minutes
my body: ok we will now enter a mysterious state that is worse than sleep but also not rest

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it should be socially acceptable to lick your plate clean if the meal was so good it moved you to do so

everyone on bluesky should get a tamagotchi. and to keep it alive you have to make good posts

kitty health update!

both Leela and Bagheera were given different antibiotics and we have more vet followups in the coming weeks, but overall things are looking good for both of them. Leela has improved SO MUCH since our ER visit two weeks ago

today is vet follow-up day for Leela, and Bagheera's yearly, wish us luck!

In Search Of: A Full Night's Sleep

How does anybody have imposter syndrome when guys like this exist

We turned away from the light when we invented a way to go online without the computer screaming in warning.

If you ever saw a real ghost, you would die and become a ghost and now there are ghost taxes

since becoming unemployed, I now spend a huge chunk of my life looking for work 🥁

that's... balance?

i love the future

a bunch of people with no survival skills WHATSOEVER are letting loose a bullshit generator and giving it control over code bases that affect, conservatively, thousands of machines

like the wallet inspector of “engineering”

bc… why?? novelty???

holy fuckin shit lmao

a supply chain attack perpetrated by a prompt injection in a github ISSUE TITLE

eh. coding agents? what could go wrong

I have achieved the perfect work-life balance by being unemployed

[watching my entire life savings and retirement fund dwindle to nothing while being unemployed for 13 months and counting]

me: welp, anyone my generation or younger is never going to be able to retire anyway, soo

that is also a number one rule for Ric Flair, second perhaps only to wooing

The number one rule of 1990s Hip Hop is when you use the word "Stylin" you must rhyme it with "Profilin."