Shinofeya

allow me to tell the tale of the best lobcorp event i think ive ever seen below, courtesy of @shinofeya.bsky.social (spoilers for lobotomy corporation 2nd layer story stuff, also spoilers for some abnormalities (2 waw, and 1 aleph - the hero of this story) there are 12 parts to this. yes. 12. (1/12)

i love her so much huge shoutout to my wife

my wifes take on my increasingly deranged and mentally unwell way that i play lobcorp involving an hour of stalling to finally finish this day (big story and abnormality spoilers for lobotomy corporation)

Tweet that reads Leo Xander @STALLEON Stop taking social media so serious. Nothing here is real. Look at this chicken V - it is bigger than the car

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

this lobcorp shit easy

#超かぐや姫

a photo of a google search of "To Sue Konami" with red circles and lines connecting the words to the person in the video pronouncing Tsukihime

@adikrunch mario galaxy games will have the most beautiful transcendent piece of music you've ever heard in your life and it'll be called Bouncy Bastard Galaxy

>be me >using my pc >feel the need to pee >go pee >theseus gnomes sprint into my room at lightspeed and replace every part of my pc, keyboard, monitor with identical parts >come back >it's not my pc anymore i cant prove it but i know theyre fucking doing it. how do i stop them? what do you guys do?

wikipedia article showing an otter with the caption: "North American river otter are probably unaware of how Beatmania IIDX works"

Lenore @nirvanamoder Autocorrect started changing 'everyone' into 'everypuppy'

Yuel looking back with a single tear in her eye looking slightly sad, a recreation of a frame of the song Lagtrain by Inabakumori

Yuel just missed her train

#GranblueFantasy #NiiemsRKGK

first timer in the dungeon raid party
wants to go home

like this

SHITTER ASS @SHITTERASS falling in love with a girl because her tweets are so good

#超かぐや姫
#彩葉

月見ヤチヨ #超かぐや姫

who is gonna tell her...

rkgk #超かぐや姫

超かぐや姫面白かった。
#超かぐや姫

Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.

"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."

Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.

#超かぐや姫
「いーろはー！何買ってきたのー！？？」

#超かぐや姫 + #fanart + #illust