F. Anne Fischer, Author🇵🇸🇺🇦☮️ 💙❤️🖤

Good morning, Skybirds

I forgot to close my windows before bed last night, and now I really don't want to leave these nice warm blankets 🥶

Goodnight, Skybirds

May your website work

Goodnight, Skybirds

May you get good advice

I may start a new series on social media, titled "What absolutely unhinged recommendation did Glassdoor send me today?"

Keeping in mind that my background is business and scientific research.

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Good morning, Skybirds

It's a beautiful day - time to look for a job and brush up on my French

Goodnight, Skybirds

May you know what you want to say

Good morning, Skybirds

Woke up at 7:56 and checked my phone, to discover that my TV is being delivered between 8-11.

I am now fully awake and wearing pants, so let the chips fall where they may

Goodnight, Skybirds

May you think in many languages

Is anyone else absolutely sent into orbit by this kind of meaningless nonsense, or is it just me?

Back in 1996, when I was working the phones taking insurance claims, we were taught to calm people down with phrases like "I understand how frustrating this is"

I notice that companies are still using this in emails, before their explanation of why they're about to be absolutely useless.

Good morning, Skybirds

We're heading into that half of the year when the sun gets up far too early 🥱

Goodnight, Skybirds

May you stay on your horse

Me this morning: Woohoo, I managed to maintain the correct rhythm for posting the trot* for a really long time today! 🎉

Me tonight: Ow

*Basically, squats while balancing on a horse

Mr. Darion has a "learn to post on the trot, or die trying" approach to training his riders

It's like sitting on a very friendly jackhammer 😂🐎

Good morning, Skybirds

I woke up way earlier than I needed to, and spent the last two hours reading until my eyes got heavy, putting the book down, and immediately being wide awake 🤬

Goodnight, Skybirds

May your technology be kind

But also maybe read up on the environmental impacts, and don't use it for things you could do yourself with five seconds of thought.
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I'm almost sad that I never started using ChatGPT, since it would have given me great pleasure to STOP using it after their recent bs.

BTW, if you do use AI, there are companies that don't support using it to murder actual humans.
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Good morning, Skybirds

TGIF

Goodnight, Skybirds

May your typos be benign

TIL that you have to be really careful when typing "Biotech" in professional emails, because accidentally leaving out the e would be very very bad 🤣🤣🤣

Good morning, Threadsters

More of the same today

Goodnight, Skybirds

May your appointments be brief

Good morning, Skybirds

I have to get out of bed early like a normal human, and I don't like it at all

Goodnight, Skybirds

May your job options be plentiful

Good morning, Skybirds

Another day of trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up.

Wish me luck.

Goodnight, Skybirds

May your Mondays be short

Good morning, Skybirds

The thing I thought I had to do today is actually scheduled for tomorrow.

So... I guess I'll spend the day applying for jobs

Goodnight, Skybirds

May your projects be fascinating

Good morning, Threadsters

Lots to do today. Not really interested in doing any of it.