They’ll go on a heater only to finish the season 4 points out of a WC spot. management will hold a season’s end presser calling the late push a success while confirming Berube will be back next season
(Pelley is in the background playing cup-and-ball and seems visibly frustrated by his attempts)
10.03.2026 17:08
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Ahhhh ok! 👍🏼
That Jesus is 2764 years old and speaks Creole. Makes sense now.
10.03.2026 16:55
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Whaaaat?
Jesus is 2000 years old. Dinosaurs happened 2500 years ago and earth is only 2600 years old. How was he even around to converse with the dinosaurs? Also, is “raw-raw, grrrawr-raw-rawrrrr” Latin? Jesus spoke only English and Latin and that looks Latin.
10.03.2026 16:39
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“Then they get sick from oil
poisoning and overfill our hospitals while financially straining and depleting our healthcare system!”
10.03.2026 13:55
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Willy is the only guy that can drive a line on this team. Not sure what happened to 34 but he doesn’t anymore. He’s broken. Willy can play on a line with a crossing guard and a carmel ham and still create some plays.
09.03.2026 23:41
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I got my American buddy over to help me smash that bee hive and gosh darn it, the bees got angrier. Absolute cunts!
09.03.2026 22:05
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The Sopranos - Junior thinks he's on the TV
YouTube video by Tony Soprano
Still one of the funniest sopranos moments
youtu.be/Xnv5GsQGS7E?...
09.03.2026 01:42
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Harsh bro
But true.
08.03.2026 01:52
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Tank, because “obviously you can’t win any games even if you try your hardest” kind of tank.
08.03.2026 00:55
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Well, at least this is a good tank plan 100%
08.03.2026 00:47
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Yup exactly. I have no fix and no explanation. Just the same observational scenes we get to witness decade after decade. The Shanny era with Dudas and the magnificent draft hauls should have been cure.
07.03.2026 00:43
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Shanny was supposed to be the solution to those aimless years & we all know how that worked out. Now we get an aimless Pelley who has no clue about hockey operations & decided to give himself the President title but seems in no hurry to hire someone who may fix things. It’s always Groundhog Day here
07.03.2026 00:26
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You’re not part of the turbo team! You don’t run with us!
06.03.2026 23:58
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Pawn broker: $3.00
Tre: Bro, I bought the watch for $150.00
Pawn broker: $3.00
Tre: it still works man! Cmon, I even put a fresh battery in it and had it shined up too!
Pawn broker: $2.50
Tre: SOLD!
06.03.2026 22:51
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10000000%
06.03.2026 22:37
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He’s continuously and unanimously nominated for his dramatic performances, so yep.
06.03.2026 21:05
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Your job is to pick the worst possible actor to play James Bond. Go!
06.03.2026 21:02
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Yup!
06.03.2026 20:40
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Honestly, I never saw how McMann could’ve fetched a 1st to begin with but there he goes.
06.03.2026 20:29
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The young Craig Button looking like a freakishly large headed version of Ross from Friends gave me a chuckle though.
06.03.2026 16:50
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Brad…..
06.03.2026 15:00
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For me, I’m only keeping Willy. Maybe Knies too but everything else is on the table.
06.03.2026 14:02
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My point isn’t a prop. His time should’ve ended months ago but this organization is too fucking stupid & chicken shit to do anything to improve or change. In his case, they keep him on like rotting cheese in the fridge. Its this organization that’s a fucking joke and they dont give a shit.
05.03.2026 03:13
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