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for me “doom scrolling” is actually just the pathological hunt for the first piece of news that indicates this whole unbearable moment is about to unravel

Is anyone else experiencing debilitating amounts of dread?

is this some kind of black sea thing?

Having some of the most thoroughly redacted thoughts of my life.

many such cases

A time-aged photo of a bowling team posing behind a display of bowling balls and pins. From left to right, we've got a long-haired white guy making a 'hell yeah!' face and probably hearing REO Speedwagon in his head. Then there's a pretty girl with straight long hair in a pink shirt very consciously doing a posing for a photo face. Then a black guy in a blue polo to prove everyone here is cool, next to the oldest dude on the team with longer hair and a 'stache in a peach-colored bowling shirt. Then a girl with a cute bob and sunglasses in a floral shirt, and finally there's Ed who there isn't a lot to say about. Below the ball display is a wooden sign with tracks for placing movable plastic letters. In the top left it reads 'REDONDO BCH.' and top right is '1975' and between those is the mysterious phrase 'MAYBE IT WILL HAPPEN TODAY'.

no amount of digital detox will fix your brain. the only thing that works is Skleme. available now for only $99.99 on skleme.crap

I'll post dick pics when Bluesky goes 3D

creaky ass doors

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

he is 'americans' too 'i guess'

just dropped a can of whoopass on the floor. it's fucking everywhere. it's under the fridge

dog sleeping dramatically over the edge of a donut bed

i am doing my part

You wouldn't download a car meme screen reads "you wouldn't do that to a merged cell"

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not once have I ever needed a text message or email summarized in my entire fucking life

hey if you have no idea how anything works can you take a minute to weigh in? just go nuts with it, maybe make a bunch of predictions

this is a very handsome cat

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

Man, fuck this

It’s not a real military operation if I didn’t see people half a world away post about how tired they are from living through historical events

miscellaneous network tv fanfic from geocities and yahoo groups in like 1998? 99? i was old enough to read words but lacked any/all necessary context. reading fanfic before understanding it as a concept lol

I need one person to buy .0001% of my hypothetical lemonade stand for $20 so we can leverage its new $20,000,000 unicorn valuation for an equity buyout at 100x by Microsoft. Then we use our startup exit cred to launch lemynd™️

Idk who needs to hear this, but if your government requires your dead name or assigned gender at birth on your documents it has nothing to do with you detransitioning or who you are as a person.

It doesn't change you, it just makes your government wrong.

every faction in politics will invent their own bespoke conspiracy theory to avoid confronting the inescapable truth that we just need to make it easier to build denser housing

this is the kind of thing that makes me feel physically ill

what if it happens today?

Gonna save everyone some time. The state of the union is bad.

this plays rent free in my head

that was a lot of setup for a steamy gay sex scene idk