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Dannie G

@dgodin1234

I run marathons, slowly. For my damn noggin. I complain about the Montreal Canadiens. I like to say I'm vegan, but I'm really a carbitarian tbh.

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Fuckin' way she goes bahd.

Fuckin' way she goes bahd.

Yellow chemical spill on the roads.

07.03.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Expanded stands at BMO Field in Toronto for the World Cup.

We've all seen Final Destination, right?

Monday morning 8am after a hard weekend.

"Get that bolt on that scaffolding arm?"

"Fuck it."

07.03.2026 16:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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WHEELCHAIR CURLING πŸ₯Œ

The Canadians are getting ready for their opening game at the Paralympics against host Italy. It’s going to be electric in here.

First rocks fly at 12:35pm ET and you can watch it live on CBC Gem.

07.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Perhaps its the north shore in my head but all I picture is Claude at the Ultramar giving you directions to Dixie Lee AND munitions bunker.

07.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want to get grim, but I've seen CPR being done on the race course.

Do what's right for your body. Peace out early? Fine!!!!

07.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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LA Marathon offering an exit at mile 18.

People are up in arms.

I don't see how someone else's medal takes away from yours.

And wouldn't you rather an off ramp instead of people dropping from heat stroke by trying to push through during a hot race day?

07.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if somethings up in his life.

He was always at best a .899 goalie but it's just cratered this year.

07.03.2026 14:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Grumpy Old Fuckers Coffee House.

No frosted glass, no minimalist airport hanger or brick walls for the 'gram brags.

Good seats, east coast authored books, local art on the walls, a barista that can pull a shot.

Weather channel always on the tv in the corner. Don't ask to change the channel.

07.03.2026 14:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I *pay* to watch Sam Montembeault play. TSN plus, Sportsnet Plus......

Sado whip me and then I pay you vibes.

07.03.2026 14:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Lord help me, I kinda want to go to Moncton for the night.

Trail end of winter routine breaker.

07.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember the scene in Forrest Gump when Jenny finds her old house, breaks down, tosses rocks at it until she collapses?

"Sometimes, there just aren't enough rocks."

I did my best.

I'll try again tomorrow.

Sick, not weak.

07.03.2026 11:05 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Inner thought,

"We got a fucking sieve in the nets."

07.03.2026 09:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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OPENING DAY OF PARALYMPIC COMPETITION

Good morning sports fans. We are set for the first day of Paralympic competition. Podium potential for Canada to be sure.

There are 7 Canadian para alpine skiers racing today. Watch live at 3:30am ET. Here’s your event preview.

07.03.2026 08:09 πŸ‘ 76 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Thinking about a Habs team that could’ve scored 10 goals in two games for Carey Price

07.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 56 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Without looking at the highlights, did the Habs lose in the shootout via a clean shot from the blue line? (MONTY APPRECIATION SKEET)

07.03.2026 05:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fowler?

At this point, I'd be ok with the journeyman we have in Laval.

Seriously, those are serviceable numbers.

Monty isn't where he needs to be moving east to west. Doesn't know where the posts are.

He's forgotten how to play.

07.03.2026 03:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kinda looking like we should've tossed 4 million at Fleury to come out of retirement to give us 8 games before the cutoff time passed this afternoon.

07.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know. I see Columbus on a TEAR since Bowness took over, like .800 plus win percentage. Only 3 points up.

We honestly could miss the playoffs.

Or we could go on a tear.

Young teams man.....

07.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

His ceiling and expectations are more in line after thr Dobson trade.

2nd pairing guy?

Yup, that's fine.

07.03.2026 01:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I won't lose any sleep over no trades. The Habs are a young team but they are not 1-2 moves away from the Cup. If the asking prices were too high, good for Hughes not to force anything.

Season ticket holders in Laval say Reinbacher is a callup and maybe Fowler as well. There's the additions.

06.03.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

A moment of silence for Future Considerations. Poor guy keeps getting traded

06.03.2026 19:55 πŸ‘ 116 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
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Looks dumb?

Works?

Not dumb.

Prints drying.

Shoot and develop your own negatives and prints.

You'll stay broke, but heart is full.

06.03.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Why We Walk: Sharing Your Story

Every step you take is a reminder that Depression does not define who you are or where you are going. Walking creates space to breathe, reflect, & remember that healing happens one small move at a time. πŸ‘£

www.defeatdepression.ca

#DefeatDepression #MoodDisordersCA

06.03.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"You can't tell me making food at home is cheaper than eating out."

Gurl, you're delusional. Even with the grocery prices, a box of rice, frozen veggies, a box of granola bars.

Like, $15 I can have a week of work lunches.

06.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Mentions $150 a barrel oil.

06.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We have 10 Canadian para athletes as part of our Paralympics coverage.

Their insights, experience and personal stories will undoubtedly elevate our coverage.

Proud to be working alongside them all as we bring you the Paralympics across our CBC platforms.

06.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 111 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Shout out the managers on the graveyard shift this Saturday that will hear,

"What time we done tonight boss?"

eleventy billion times.

06.03.2026 13:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Burger eating CEO clips are ova.

Show me the CEO working in a warehouse meeting pick rate goals without a piss bottle.

06.03.2026 13:21 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"The cops have been looking for the son of a gun that's been ripping the tar off the 401."

C'mon, that's Canadian poetry.

He stuck to his beliefs. Mailed back his Junos because he thought it'd become expats being flown in for a once a year I'm still Canadian pandering show.

06.03.2026 12:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every Parks & Rec town hall citizens speak segment is a documentary.

"I found a sandwich in one of your parks and I want to know why it didn't have any mayonnaise?"

LAUGHS

"What's so funny?"

".....oh."

06.03.2026 11:34 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0