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Big gay scamp but always mad online.

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They're absolutely seething that they are such fucking losers that no one can stand to be around

12.03.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"If Donald Trump can stay the course, remain focused and tolerate the short-term market turmoil, a glittering prize awaits." |
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The Telegraph @Telegraph β€’2h "If Donald Trump can stay the course, remain focused and tolerate the short-term market turmoil, a glittering prize awaits." | Telegraph View

Remember folks: opposing 25 years of escalating war, slaughter and horror is insanely extreme and possibly treasonous, a threat that the police need to crack down hard upon. Cheering it all on and baying for more is Sensible, Moderate and patriotic.

08.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 57 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 3

It is mind boggling that there's near universal opposition to the illegal Iran war from the British public but near universal demands to join from the columnist class. And yet they are the ones allowed to determine who is the so-called metropolitan elite?

09.03.2026 07:31 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would argue that the entire Chelmsford high street is a straight bar so why, why and why would you come to the only LGBTQ bar in the city? Like can you be normal for a second?

07.03.2026 01:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The choice is stark. Reform are the party of foreign wars and high bills.

The Greens want de-escalation and energy security through renewables. Solar and wind prices don't fluctuate when rogue US presidents launch illegal bombing campaigns.

03.03.2026 08:27 πŸ‘ 2693 πŸ” 726 πŸ’¬ 51 πŸ“Œ 50

This whole "family voting" thing is so stupid surely the only ones who believe it are hardcore Reform voters who will never shift and broadcast journalists?

28.02.2026 10:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

obviously today is a huge embarrassment for Matt Goodwin and for Reform, which is something that we absolutely ought to celebrate, but we must also remember it's a huge embarrassment for Morgan McSweeney and Maurice Glasman and all the Blue Labour weirdos, and that's important to celebrate too :)

27.02.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 4265 πŸ” 792 πŸ’¬ 90 πŸ“Œ 20
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The battle for the soul of the country is on. They can lose. We can win. We can dare to hope. Let's go @greenparty.org.uk

27.02.2026 06:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is good Ed

26.02.2026 20:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The problem with a quick 1km swim is by the time I'm past the pain barrier I do not want to get out. But I've got stinky work!!!!!

25.02.2026 07:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
WSJ: Even Contemptible Men Don't Deserve Mob
Justice
Ex-Prince Andrew, once a friend of Jeffrey Epstein, falls victim to a trans-Atlantic moral panic.

WSJ: Even Contemptible Men Don't Deserve Mob Justice Ex-Prince Andrew, once a friend of Jeffrey Epstein, falls victim to a trans-Atlantic moral panic.

Again, this means: wealthy and powerful people should not be subject to the same laws as everyone else and when one of them is, that is an intolerable aggression against the class of people who actually matter.

24.02.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 155 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 6

Seeing my Daily Mail and The Sun-reading parents tomorrow so I'll get a fair representation of pensioner attitudes when I drop the phrase "Paedo Queen"

20.02.2026 06:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time I open the door for someone or get out of their way or whatever (I'm v big), nearly every single person looks stunned. Some don't even say thank you they just looked shocked. Being a cunt is so ingrained in our culture now people don't know how to respond to not being one

17.02.2026 16:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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UK ban on Palestine Action unlawful, high court judges rule Protest group’s co-founder wins legal challenge against decision to proscribe it under anti-terrorism laws

What's the punishment for putting in place an illegal ban which suppresses freedom of speech? Any prison time? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

13.02.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A court has ruled that the government's authoritarian ban on Palestine Action was unlawful.

Time to stop criminalising the people protesting a genocide - and start ending the UK's complicity.

13.02.2026 10:22 πŸ‘ 7477 πŸ” 1900 πŸ’¬ 166 πŸ“Œ 80

Yes

09.02.2026 11:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wearing crocs to the gym is a crime against humanity

07.02.2026 16:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Polanski is a pleasure to interview because he will answer any question about anyone. Wes Streeting? β€œWes is attacking me every day on social media because I’m another gay man in politics who is not willing to throw the trans community under the bus and that exposes his abject immorality. He must know what it’s like to be othered but he’s more bothered about power than protecting the other. It’s disgraceful.”

Polanski is a pleasure to interview because he will answer any question about anyone. Wes Streeting? β€œWes is attacking me every day on social media because I’m another gay man in politics who is not willing to throw the trans community under the bus and that exposes his abject immorality. He must know what it’s like to be othered but he’s more bothered about power than protecting the other. It’s disgraceful.”

Okay but Zack Polanski has been coming out with bangers

05.02.2026 12:56 πŸ‘ 1848 πŸ” 550 πŸ’¬ 14 πŸ“Œ 18

A single local journalist is worth more than every single lobby journalist put together and it's not even a close competition

05.02.2026 11:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Years of condescension from overpaid centrist journalists and columnists and hordes of randoms online and it turns out their big "Adults need to be in charge" rallying cry was just their strings being pulled by billionaire filth

05.02.2026 06:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Minimizing the window where I read about how our world is a joke and we're at the mercy of megalomaniacal evil perverts. Logging on to the work zoom. "Heyyyy I'm good! How are you?"

04.02.2026 02:14 πŸ‘ 4338 πŸ” 678 πŸ’¬ 29 πŸ“Œ 24

Dynasty Warriors: Origins is the closest I've ever felt to "playing an anime", I can feel my inner 10-year-old screaming alongside me

02.02.2026 07:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Haha I am good thanks I have gone behind the scenes at Reach recently. How are you, what are you up to??

30.01.2026 18:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fascist Fool-ette

30.01.2026 09:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Sharron Davies ranting against 15 minute cities, because of course she is.

Sharron Davies ranting against 15 minute cities, because of course she is.

Suzanne Moore in the Telegraph saying she wants to... kill all dogs??

Suzanne Moore in the Telegraph saying she wants to... kill all dogs??

Julie Burchill asking "does it matter if Grok undresses us all?" in The Spectator

Julie Burchill asking "does it matter if Grok undresses us all?" in The Spectator

Graham Linehan in the midst of his now four-day-long double down on Alex Pretti's murder being justified and fine.

Graham Linehan in the midst of his now four-day-long double down on Alex Pretti's murder being justified and fine.

Calling transphobia a 'gateway drug' to the far right undersells it. It's pure accelerant. Grimly fascinating to guess what crankery becomes any famous transphobe's secondary obsession, cos they all have one: 15 minute cities are fascism! Grok noncing is cool! ICE are good! We should kill all dogs!

27.01.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 3385 πŸ” 1010 πŸ’¬ 77 πŸ“Œ 51
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25.01.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 3133 πŸ” 808 πŸ’¬ 59 πŸ“Œ 17

I love Starmerism, it's like "Uh no this guy can't be an MP because people like him. Only people everyone hates can be in Labour." It is so cool and smart.

25.01.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 818 πŸ” 186 πŸ’¬ 34 πŸ“Œ 10

"But now we shall both surely drown", said Sultana.
"lol" said Corbyn, "Imao".

19.09.2025 09:25 πŸ‘ 532 πŸ” 101 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 3

I am a hypermasculine and extremely powerful alpha male. As such my greatest fears are seed oils, rainbows, people who don't look like me being on TV, and preventative medicine. I cannot explain any of these fears and consider that to be your fault.

05.09.2025 13:32 πŸ‘ 7122 πŸ” 1853 πŸ’¬ 100 πŸ“Œ 48

i am so sick of the dumbest people alive being in charge of everything and the second dumbest people alive writing opinion columns about how it's good

21.08.2025 16:30 πŸ‘ 14738 πŸ” 3444 πŸ’¬ 134 πŸ“Œ 83