Mercury

I passed out like 3 times but here’s your drink~

Perfect freeze frame lmao

“Do you think you’re being a good role model??”

No. I never claimed I was one or was even trying to be one.

Yknow what I AM trying to be tho?

Unapologetically ME. And I don’t see shame in that <3

Thank you for the chance!

I wonder why?

Nvm we’re back

Hi khalifa 👋

I’ve been put in telegram jail for changing my PFP too often >:(

Apparently the AI they use didn’t like that so now my account is frozen

SO REAL

Admittedly the flatbread melts are absolutely a comfort meal of mine lol

If I’m completely exhausted and don’t even want to cook, Taco Bell’s 3 Cheese Chicken Flatbread melts are where it’s at.

They’re on the value menu, so they’re only like $2.50. They have about 300 calories a piece but have about 20g of protein too. Only thing you gotta watch is the sodium in them

How do you remix perfection?

YOU LEAVE ACE ALONE

There’s no way they’re selling me at Bass Pro…

Jealous as fuck

Almost time to put the 6BT in my Land Cruiser

Wawa remains an S Tier gas station

Vox actually goes hard I need catch up on the lore for that show ngl

Ass

Bed after a bath is taking me beyond

Wanna see how you’d react to a bottom that says this as you push in

Car photography is my passion 🫡

I legit forget that otters just exist in the wild

Went here and everyone knew you bro

Old school phonk (901 beats) using Memphis rap has so much more soul than newer stuff ngl

Architecture!!

Fixing TN’s damage to my poor lil car 😭

(Smacked a pothole a lil too hard….)

Good luck bestie

Repost if you'd be shot by the Olympic weasel

I should take the Aston on a snowboarding trip…

Ah shit, here we go again

Be so fr