Lavender🐶

Love that my s/o is for teaching good throat.

Same brain

Fuck it 4’11. Final offer

5’2

(5’9)

Call her my 9-11 the way I’ll never forget that ass

MY GIRLFRIEND IS SO FUCKING HOT OHMYGODDDDD

Nah I’m 5’11

I got to be all bundled up and watch one piece while my partner made us dumplings.

COMMERE THEN AND GET YOUR UPPIES. YOU ABANDONED ME THIS MORNING WITH SOME EXCUSE LIKE “oh I have to go to work, I can’t keep cuddling”

Code for fuckin another bitch

No one believe her. She’s 5’6 and thriving

👀👀👀

I’ve had people ask to go back to back with me, one guy pulled out a tape measure…

Its fun

So. For those who don’t know. I’m like 6’2(ish) and whenever a cis man asks me how tall I am. I look him dead in the eyes and say “oh I’m 5’11” just to watch them squirm

*kisses you* get dumber
*kisses you* get dumber
*kisses you* get dumber
*kisses you* get dumber
*kisses you* get dumber
*kisses you* get dumber
*kisses you* get dumber
*kisses you* get dumber
*kisses you* get dumber
*kisses you* get dumber
*kisses you* get dumber
*kisses you*...

Infodumped to my roommate for about 20 minutes convincing them to watch one piece. Calling it the greatest story ever told.

Had a moment of clarity after realizing I’ve become one of THOSE one piece fans

Sometimes leftover dominos is breakfast

Watching one piece is wild bc wym the crossdressing ballerina is the best character in the series.
The one who carries the MC and saves his life on multiple occasions.
All while beating the shit out of the military?
This is so fucking peak

(Currently watching impel down)

Iike hey. I love my musicals. Broadway diva over here. But like. I don’t need the queen Miranda Bailey singing over a patient who’s doing an emergency C section and heart surgery.

Did greys anatomy really have to do a musical episode?

She one on my piece til I…..

I would like to be whipped around and thrown. Perhaps snapped as well. Cool awesome thanks

누나

OH NOW YOURE TRYING TO GASLIGHT ME?

You LOVE doing that

Not with that attitude

Validate me validate me validate me

YOU ALWAYS DO THIS😤

it’s ok you hate me i get it👀

Sometimes I have to trial run my posts by sending them to my partner to make sure they land, before I send them into the unknown

Yall ever hear about the Bigender horse? Its pronouns are he/her/he/her

Sometimes I wonder if sentience is actually a curse