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Furtive writer and programmer.

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Any Dan Simmons fans in my tiny Bluesky circle? Hyperion never added up to more than the sum of its parts for me, but the current accolades make me want to give him another go (despite his politics). Any suggestions where to start?

03.03.2026 15:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

The guys who write SNL skits should never be allowed to see this.

03.03.2026 10:18 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A young black & white cat looking pleased to be on the top of a cluttered ornamental shelf where he's not supposed to be. You can just about see an old microscope in the bottom right corner.

A young black & white cat looking pleased to be on the top of a cluttered ornamental shelf where he's not supposed to be. You can just about see an old microscope in the bottom right corner.

"I'm not supposed to be here."

22.02.2026 13:41 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Getting strong Texas Book Depository vibes from your photos, Matt.

17.02.2026 12:17 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MST does all the classic stuff of elves, swords and scullery boys with a destiny but *well written*, which is all I ever wanted from 80s-90s fantasy and never got. Deserves the Wheel of Time slot a hundred times over.

09.02.2026 10:12 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

'Lucid Dreaming, Plain and Simple', because it's something that's always intrigued me. Just finished Ramsey Campell's ho-hum 'An Echo of Children' - I owe the guy a huge debt but his late novels are increasingly disappointing.

09.02.2026 09:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

He's a great bad writer.

06.02.2026 09:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

'PODCA$H'

I'm done.

05.02.2026 21:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

'Catching Flac'

This thing just writes itself.

'Maximum Gain'

05.02.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait. A black comedy TV crime thriller where the implausibly popular podcast of two feckless slackers is actually a money-laundering operation for the mob? Dude, you have to write this.

05.02.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Always seemed like a cynical landgrab to me. Buy the exclusive, global licence, then rebrand that high-level generic campaign setting you couldn't sell as 'set in the bits Tolkien never mentioned'. Meanwhile cockblocking anyone else from making the game people might actually have wanted.

04.02.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sickening.

30.01.2026 08:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pretty much nothing. There's a great, sad, SF story by Poul Anderson, 'The Man Who Came Early', where a 20th century engineer stuck in 10th century Viking times finds his skills useless. His metalworking expertise is no good for working a charcoal forge, he ruins his host's valuable iron, etc, etc.

28.01.2026 17:23 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Have you tried Sable? As part of your tribal coming-of-age you free-roam a mysterious alien world on your jet-bike, helping people. Moebius-inspired graphics. Got me out of my head when I needed it.

27.01.2026 14:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

True story: I saw this in my local cinema when it first came out. It was raining and the roof leaked. Water was literally dripping into a bucket in the aisle beside me during *that* scene.

27.01.2026 09:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

No, that's too sweet. I can't cope.

25.01.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you for posting this, Freya. It arrived just when I needed some good news.

23.01.2026 15:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œAnd I would say based on the current way things are going, the best advice I would give to white people is get the hell away from Black people. Just get the fuck away. Wherever you have to go, just get away.” Scott Adams, 2023

Dude finally took his own advice.

13.01.2026 17:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Shed 6.

10.01.2026 14:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Aubade - The Poetry Hour I work all day, and get half-drunk at night. Waking at four to soundless dark, I stare. In time the curtain-edges will...

Damn. If you thought Neil Dudgeon was just the harmless old duffer who played DCI Barnaby in Midsomer Murders, listen to him reading Philip Larkin's Aubade. Dude absolutely nails it.
thepoetryhour.com/poems/aubade/

07.01.2026 12:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Pro-tip: anything you do not put up, assemble or paint during this crucial stage will never happen. Once the Enthusiasm Fairy dies, the only way to get another one is to move.

06.01.2026 16:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A young cat sits in front of a monitor that shows him as a kitten sitting in front of a monitor that shows a cat that's gone now sitting in front of a monitor that shows that cat when it was younger sitting in front of a monitor that shows that cat when it was younger sitting in front of a monitor that's just pixels because that's all we are in the end.

A young cat sits in front of a monitor that shows him as a kitten sitting in front of a monitor that shows a cat that's gone now sitting in front of a monitor that shows that cat when it was younger sitting in front of a monitor that shows that cat when it was younger sitting in front of a monitor that's just pixels because that's all we are in the end.

Change/continuity.

01.01.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One magical night at a New York masked orgy, Bill and Alice discover the true meaning of Christmas...

13.12.2025 10:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mine cost Β£144 in October, but it's Β£390 now, so I'm calling that a win.

10.12.2025 22:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wow. Congratulations, that's amazing!

01.12.2025 22:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah, it's heart-breaking that the hare was eventually won by an absolute cheating dogturd. :-(

28.11.2025 09:24 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Actually, I've just finished my last read. OK, bought.

20.11.2025 10:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If we were back in the office I could still afford to buy books not sold on discount. :-)

20.11.2025 10:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

This. One of the dirtiest, grindiest covers ever.

07.11.2025 11:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You should read the original short story, We Can Remember It For You Wholesale. One of the details I always liked was that the company provided set 'packages' of props authenticating your memory, like finding an old bus ticket in your sock drawer.

01.11.2025 16:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0