Brendan

Sometimes you don't want feet though.

The order of the names on the shirt baffle me. The president third? And "Jed"?

He's grown the mustache he always deserved.

There are only so many cakes you can think of.

I feel like if I can remember her first election we shouldn't be able to call it "longtime" 😭

Haha!

Versus all the other staff, who did not get cheese that night.

That is a serious donkey

I too was a yak wool skeptic

Good for you, circular cheese

The federal criminal experience is surprisingly free of swag.

Life that has trombones

I recognize most if not all of R1's flaws but I love it anyway.

You will come to my house and I will feed you pie

This seat is cursed for us.

Without you it would probably take me weeks or months to realize there was a new TI album!

That's a dope sword!

Charli was watching over you.

She's pooped on everything I love this week

Curly is beautiful!

No u

The tone could not be less "goatee-on-a-stick"

How did you do? Did you poison your grandmother?

O hai

Moody damp vampires

Slime accusations

Seems pretty human to me.

Come cuddle?

Where from?