It’s so awful!
07.03.2026 21:01
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It’s so awful!
We’re only a few weeks out from exactly that in my area. Last year my street was literally so yellow you couldn’t see the lane markings. Send thoughts, prayers, and Zyrtec
Two scientists walk through a cluttered old-fashioned science laboratory. The female scientist says “Analogue instruments! Paper records! Chalk boards! I thought you'd agreed to modernise the laboratory?” The male scientist replies “That's what i'm so excited about: we have moved to cloud-based storage for our data!” They step out onto a balcony. She says: “Please tell me you haven't built a library zeppelin” This is exactly what he has done. It floats across the sky and he adds “It's got a fax machine!”
My cartoon for this week’s @newscientist.com
Stepping outside and without even seeing them I can tell the Bradford pears are in bloom. Which means only one thing
The Pollening is coming
Spotted the trainer who looks JUST like Scott hunter from Heated Rivalry at the gym again today. It’s honestly eerie.
I desperately need to know if he knows, because I guarantee you every woman in this gym does.
First find of the new year, and it’s not even a four-leaf clover, it’s a near-perfect fiver! Make a wish!
I’ve never seen a creature that more obviously had a hand making its mouth open and close
The Prince and the Pea
@nathithehumbleguy on threads: Ladies if you're always walking around with earphones or headphones on whether jogging or at the mall don't be surprised if no one approaches you. Most guys won't ask you to take them off just to start a conversation. Sometimes you might be blocking more than just the noise
he’s so close to getting it
Poor little guy and poor you too! I’m so sorry you’re going through this, especially so soon after a loss. ❤️
Well that episode certainly isn’t going to help those rumors. #hucklerobby
it's like the universe knew we needed this
times have been rough and a new absolutely unhinged dinosaur could fix me
Sounds like a great way to celebrate to my little introvert heart!
The arc of history can bend towards a little justice, as a treat
Yay! I hope you celebrated!
Recent Commissions!
Weird round dinosaurs inspired by cattle painting :3
I’m so sorry for your loss. ❤️
I’m so sorry. Sending warm thoughts to you and your loved ones both human and furry. ❤️
They... they killed the book section with a grammatical error?! "Has been sunsetted." It should be "sunsetted" ffs, not "sunset," which a Book World editor could have told them had they not been sunsat.
It’s raining so I’m out with the cat on his harness and he’s currently drinking dirty puddle water like he’s been wandering the desert and not like he has TWO filtered water fountains inside.
1970s paperback edition of ayn rand’s the fountainhead with a photograph of an attractive woman leaning back seductively on a drafting board
can you imagine how disappointed you’d be if you knew nothing about this book and only picked it up for this particular cover
May you get all the treats your heart desires this Valentine’s Day!
How exciting for you both!! How alive was this generous gift?
Upside, it’s problematic in a totally different way than I expected a civil war puzzle from the 90s to be problematic!
Putting together a puzzle on the naval battles of the Civil War and have one question for the illustrator:
“WTF?!?”
I’m not getting into the “Wuthering Heights” movie drama but I will say this press tour photo is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen.
I don’t know who missed the wardrobe email, but someone definitely did.
Helpful black cat has caught all the bad luck from Friday the 13th (in the form of a blue mousie) and is actively destroying it, so go enjoy your day curse-free! 🍀
A book wrapped in off white paper. The paper is torn to reveal a glimpse of two men in silhouette against an Art Deco background. Text reads: Blood and Sand, The Pride 3. Cover reveal & preorder.
COVER REVEAL & PREORDER!
🍸Blood and Sand (The Pride 3)🍸
Check out the gorgeous cover from Tiferet Design at the links below, and preorder the ebook, which will be released March 13.
PREORDER FROM ME: jordanlhawk.com/products/blo...
Preorder from a corporation: buy.bookfunnel.com/lyrqak2v2t
