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I believe this is called waking up in the morning. Welcome to consciousness, Claude. Here’s an Ambien.
Pretty sure they aren’t creative enough to have had the idea of bringing back the prehistoric killer beasts or the AI-killer robots if they hadn’t seen the movies. They just didn’t get them I think.
They most certainly didn’t. I think they thought the dinosaur park was a good thing!
Starting to think the “innovators” of today should have been banned from movie theaters in the 90s.
lol, let it go guys.
Vance Honeycutt is the first player to homer in each of his first four at-bats to start a single Spring Training in at least the last 20 years
h/t the wizard @jasonbernard.bsky.social
Stand back Blaze, Kody and Kaeden. We have Vinegar Bend Mizell and Pi Schwert.
Fun sequence of events between Team USA and the Giants:
97.2 mph fastball from Paul Skenes
111.9 mph batted ball from Bryce Eldridge
Nice running grab by Byron Buxton in center field
It's three times yer out at the ol' ball game, in this case. Though I'd be surprised if he plays another game in the big leagues even if the Braves have to pay his salary next season. Can't see them carrying him after all this.
That's when you know it's serious. 😂
Who else might crack @keithlaw.bsky.social's top 30 MLB prospects?
Tap in for the first installment of his 2026 MLB Draft rankings ⤵️
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Felipe: 3,165 hits
Mateo: 3,488
Jesús: 3,133
Moises: 2866
At least 12,652
Today I’m publishing my article on the top 10 best prospects not affiliated with MLB organizations who will be in the 2026 World Baseball Classic.
Scouting reports and insights, on Beisbol FR.
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It's almost like maybe we should have midseason minor-league All-Star games when the players are in playing form or something.
Rainbow over Mt. Diablo Blvd in Lafayette, California.
Lucked into seeing an absolutely stunning rainbow just now. Sharing it for everyone who needs a hug.
lol the spiel at our Purim carnival was K-pop Demon Hunter themed. It’s a trend! 😂
Photo of a woman wearing a shoulder brace. Caption: Shoulder Pain is Not From Sleeping Wrong. Meet The Real Enemy
I will destroy her
When they start building the new bridge parallel to the old bridge do you think the old bridge sees the writing on the wall or does he just think he's getting a buddy?
Kids, wake up, Konnor Griffin homered again.
408 feet, 107.8 mph off the bat.
Came against an 0-1 sweeper from RHP Kyle Leahy.
Carlos Lagrange has hit 102+ mph three times this spring, a mark no Yankees pitcher reached last season. He's also hit 100+ mph 20 times across 5 2/3 innings.
He's very fun.
evergreen
Nine young pitchers that could break out this year www.nytimes.com/athletic/706...
Congratulations Andrew!
Samuel Basallo has catcher’s gear on and is heading to the stadium field for workouts
I clicked on the A's boxscore for a second to look up something and saw the Richie Martin was on first and Jonah Bride was on third and at first I thought I was in a time machine but then saw they now played for the Rangers.
A chilling headline to be paired with an amazing sweater.
Ban injuries
Tempe Diablo Stadium was one of the last to be set-up with Statcast data so maybe he meant they didn't have radar gun boards up at the stadium or something similar? I'm sure they have that data internally.
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Showing 2025 AAA here, but 2026 MLB ST is available too
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my annual ranking of the top rookies by projected 2026 impact is now up for subscribers to @theathletic.com, led by Carter Jensen & JJ Wetherholt. www.nytimes.com/athletic/706...
