The Superhoo

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

This is how I learned tonight is daylight saving time.

Yall, "People We Meet on Vacation" suuuuuucks

To be fair, United doesnt have much to give

I recently learned that in British slang you can say something or someone "is jokes" if funny. She's jokes, innit. Absolutely horrifying stuff.

Wahoowa!

Honestly this was at the bottom of the urinal I just pissed in

Watching David Attenborough’s pre historic planet and Fabian Hurzeler makes an appearance

Messi finally fuckin showed up and it's for Baltimore.

Fuck him, and fuck the #DCU management for causing this.

Boooo fuck VAR

I still dont really get how they have.

Never a doubt, Hoos.

Commentator's curse

Wow some horseshit. That aint a shooting foul

Awful lucky goal for Chelsea..

This #UVA team is so frustrating to watch this season.

They've won plenty but look like world beaters and cellar dwellers both in every game.

LMAO Wrexham score first against Chelsea

Looked pretty obvious. I was surprised they didn't even mention it on tv

Start strong, finish strong

That middle bit? I wouldnt worry about that middle bit.

That should've been a backcourt on us right?

Is our day over already?

That start'll hunt for #UVA

Has Aaron Lewis been playing for Mansfield since the 1970s? Look at that hair and "mustache"

Arsenal still havent seemed to figure out the ball dies on this surface if you dont zip it

Calafiori was just booked for, I believe, delaying the restart when a Mansfield Town player had a full grasp of his jersey and was pulling him towards the ball.

After Piero Hincapie was probably fouled. Yep.

Dowman doin WORK

EZE!!!

Get Dowman his goal jesus.

Kepa that was disgraceful