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the most surprising and disappointing aspect of becoming a global health philanthropist is the existence of an opposition team

I'm sorry, there's not a penis in the world that's worth all of that. If having access to a pee-pee means putting up with this shit, you may keep that ugly naked mole-rat-looking bastard to yourself.

Ain't no fucking way.

Another from my latest adventure. Spotted it ripping leaves and branches off the tree 🤭

Him: "I'm a sapiosexual, and as such, I have a very particular and refined taste in women."

Also him: *clicks on first porn link labeled 'granny takes a hot load from grandson; shits on birthday cake'*

I feel you, from time to time, our insomnia gives something in return 😉

Me to my mom: You should boycott Coke

My mom: I haven’t done coke since the 70s

Me: COCA COLA MOM

Create post screen with default text that says “what’s up?”

Everytime I go to write something Bluesky asks me what’s up and I know it doesn’t really want to know

“Can’t sleep clowns will eat me” is my Trump second term energy

Guys, is it manly to want to surround yourself with only dudes? Asking for the totally straight alpha bros.

worried about getting pip'd?

what if i told you we’re all on a lifelong pip?

every day, we’re learning and growing, trying to stay in life’s good graces, hoping not to get fired from existence itself.

but as long as we’re still here, there’s room for improvement.

and that’s kind of beautiful

Brno, do toho! 😊💚 sooooooooooo cool! much wow! 🥳

Preji krasnou sobotu.

On the bright side, it's a gorgeous night.

Little friend from my last cemetery visit 💙📸

Anyway, I need a shower. Good Night, weirdos.

The house where I grew up was a three-story Tyrolean chalet at the top of a mountain on the Lake Tahoe rim. It was covered in 6 to 8 feet of snow six months of the year.

First time posting this on BlueSky! Every Christmas I post my old house, at the top of Mt. Rose in Lake Tahoe, so everyone understands how serious I am about Christmas and me as a person 🤶💖🎄

piss liked your post Pissing all by myself handsome?

I love this app dude

Lmao I'm sleepy

There's a little truth in every post, and each one is a confession.

I'm an astronaut.

From Axios: This weekend's Beaver Moon marks the last supermoon of 2024

Well at least we have the beaver moon to look forward to

The meanest person you’ve ever met has a bible verse in their bio

I'm really bad at acknowledging and verbalizing gratitude. If someone says something nice to me I have to often take a second to remind myself to say "thank you" before jumping to the next thing. It's nothing personal I just am so bad at accepting compliments that I try to change the topic.

Good Night, dorks.

A picture of a raccoon wearing an apron and a crown while holding a martini has the caption, “Me, climbing out of a garbage can: Yes, I am available to give advice.”

How trying to post feels rn

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER ( NANCY IS SLEEPING IN CLASS) ZZZ NANCY--- CAN YOU NAME TWO PRONOUNS ? WHO, ME? CORRECT--- WHO AND ME ARE BOTH PRONOUNS

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
November 12,1964