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Alonso Duralde

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Film critic (thefilmverdict.com) Podcaster (linoleumcast.bsky.social bfastallday.bsky.social maximumfilmpodcast.bsky.social deckthehallmark.bsky.social) Member, LAFCA & NSFC. Books: HAVE YOURSELF A MOVIE LITTLE XMAS, HOLLYWOOD PRIDE. he/himπŸŒΉπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸŽ„πŸ“½

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The drive-in is open folks, and the show is about to begin...

Welcome to the party!!!

#TheLastDriveIn #SeriesFinale #MutantFam
#TerrorAtTheDriveIn #SeeYouWhenTheSunSets

07.03.2026 01:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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People Are Calling Meta Ray-Bans "Pervert Glasses" On Bluesky, users quickly embraced the term "pervert glasses" to refer to Meta's Ray Ban smart glasses, following a shocking investigation.

Make it stick.

06.03.2026 18:25 πŸ‘ 6310 πŸ” 1920 πŸ’¬ 114 πŸ“Œ 244

if you don’t learn from billy joel’s β€˜we didn’t start the fire,’ you’re doomed to repeat billy joel’s β€˜we didn’t start the fire’

07.03.2026 01:48 πŸ‘ 82 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4

Me: God this was a hard week. I need to unwind with some stress-free TV.

[turns on Survivor]

[sees contestant immediately poop in his pants]

[turns off TV]

06.03.2026 23:48 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, it makes me laugh when people argue that nobody who doesn't live in a state can talk about elections in that state. Let me tell you about who felt qualified to weigh in on a recent mayoral election where I live...

07.03.2026 00:04 πŸ‘ 256 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 3
A graphic with a Zoom screenshot of the four house smiling out from their respective windows. Kevin, Hadley, Alonso (holding up his copy of the book β€˜ Hitchcockian Thrillers,’ and Drea. Behind the photo is an image from the poster of the 1953 movie the big missed. In profile, two women stare at the center of the frame. Lower in the image, a black and while photo of a man in a suit and hat, his back to us.

A graphic with a Zoom screenshot of the four house smiling out from their respective windows. Kevin, Hadley, Alonso (holding up his copy of the book β€˜ Hitchcockian Thrillers,’ and Drea. Behind the photo is an image from the poster of the 1953 movie the big missed. In profile, two women stare at the center of the frame. Lower in the image, a black and while photo of a man in a suit and hat, his back to us.

To kick off Women’s History Month, we’re leaning into the β€œhistory” part, and going back to 1953 to cover a film from a truly pioneering director (and prolific actor), the one and only Ida Lupino. It’s THE BIGAMIST, with our special guest @hadleymeares.bsky.social!

maximumfun.org/episodes/max...

06.03.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need a reporter to ask Mike Johnson what it's like to have no dignity or self-respect.

Or just tell him that Trump called him "the world's best ass kisser" or something like that, and watch as Johnson thanks his boss for the compliment.

06.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 534 πŸ” 79 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 3

The Trump regime's assault on the English language keeps making me think of this old Twilight Zone episode.

06.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 359 πŸ” 44 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 0

Remember, it's not a cult

06.03.2026 19:16 πŸ‘ 612 πŸ” 72 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 3

Waiting for the administration to say the spike in gas prices isn't actually a big deal because so many Americans are losing their jobs and won't have to drive to work anymore.

06.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 3383 πŸ” 561 πŸ’¬ 109 πŸ“Œ 21
We Found the WEIRDEST Christmas Movie from 2025 | The Christmas Decoy Review
We Found the WEIRDEST Christmas Movie from 2025 | The Christmas Decoy Review YouTube video by Bramble Jam Media

Reviewing the bizarre holiday romance The Christmas Decoy on Deck the Hallmark. #tvsky πŸ“Ί @deckthehallmark.bsky.social

06.03.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now that they're trying to pretend their war is not a war, they've gone back to calling it the Defense Department.

06.03.2026 16:01 πŸ‘ 3156 πŸ” 807 πŸ’¬ 210 πŸ“Œ 52
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

06.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 10909 πŸ” 1650 πŸ’¬ 413 πŸ“Œ 152
PROJECT HAIL MARY Out of the Theater Reaction! | Ryan Gosling | Lord & Miller
PROJECT HAIL MARY Out of the Theater Reaction! | Ryan Gosling | Lord & Miller YouTube video by Breakfast All Day movie reviews

I saw #ProjectHailMary last night and shot a quick social reaction afterward. People feel strongly about the book, I'm learning from the comments! Full review coming Tuesday with @aduralde.bsky.social at our Breakfast All Day YouTube channel πŸš€
youtu.be/jrei8ccuoGE
@bfastallday.bsky.social

06.03.2026 14:18 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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INTERVIEWER: What do you see on this chart?

MAGA VOTER: I see lots of sad, light blue bars going down on the left, and huge, big, beautiful, dark blue bars stretching to the sky on the right.

06.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

And the party that was opposed to masks in COVID now defends masks for ICE.

Wow, that is a little bit funny, what an incisive and smart observation you've made about the foibles of mankind

06.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 809 πŸ” 143 πŸ’¬ 65 πŸ“Œ 4

"Everyone is 12" theory remains undefeated.

At this point, I think there might literally be a 7th grade boy running White House comms.

06.03.2026 15:00 πŸ‘ 1812 πŸ” 345 πŸ’¬ 149 πŸ“Œ 25

Exactly right.

The Civil Rights Division was able to show that it took exhaustive (and exhausting) work to litigate even the most obvious violations of the voting rights protections in the 1957 and 1960 acts, which ultimately convinced Congress and then SCOTUS that a much broader law was needed.

06.03.2026 15:25 πŸ‘ 811 πŸ” 235 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

Enjoy the thread. My favorite part is when the author holds up Mike Johnson and Josh Hawley as examples of evangelicals making their presence felt in politics and says we need more like them

06.03.2026 15:51 πŸ‘ 643 πŸ” 108 πŸ’¬ 41 πŸ“Œ 3

Pretty sure when they started imposing this idiocy they assured a bunch of judges that they would be able to refund the money with no problem if it ever came to that.

06.03.2026 15:53 πŸ‘ 1890 πŸ” 320 πŸ’¬ 67 πŸ“Œ 13
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Hey ChatGPT, write me a fictional paper: these LLMs are willing to commit academic fraud Mainstream chatbots presented varying levels of resistance to deliberate requests for fabrication, study finds.

Why tenured academics and administrators insist that using this technology is unproblematic and just how the future should work with none of our input is baffling to me. Feels like a modern cargo cult.

05.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 429 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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YOU ASKED FOR THIS!

Downfall. Kristi Noem Edition:

06.03.2026 03:22 πŸ‘ 1654 πŸ” 555 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 115
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Thank you, Sir, for speaking plain truth.

06.03.2026 01:51 πŸ‘ 5931 πŸ” 1890 πŸ’¬ 194 πŸ“Œ 136

Like I said, some people will die

06.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 88 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
From a Time magazine interview:
Asked if Americans should worry about Iran retaliating against Americans on U.S. soil, President Donald Trump responded, β€œI guess.”

From a Time magazine interview: Asked if Americans should worry about Iran retaliating against Americans on U.S. soil, President Donald Trump responded, β€œI guess.”

Trump couldn't care less about Americans. To him, we are and always have been no-names, extras, the cost of doing business. He won't lose a minute of sleep over an American life, or over a thousand of them.

06.03.2026 01:50 πŸ‘ 471 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1
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ICE detains reporter Estefany RodrΓ­guez in Nashville - Nashville Banner Reporter Estefany RodrΓ­guez, detained by ICE with no arrest warrant, may face deportation. Her attorneys seek immediate review of the legality of her case.

ICE has arrested and detained a Nashville journalist who reported stories critical of ICE. She’s married to a U.S. citizen and has been seeking asylum here after fleeing death threats in Colombia because of her journalism there.

They’ve already sent her to Louisiana.

05.03.2026 23:41 πŸ‘ 12134 πŸ” 7344 πŸ’¬ 287 πŸ“Œ 335

If the Democrats had media arms like the Republicans, they'd send word out to their equivalents of Fox News, Newsmax, CBS News, (soon) CNN, and talk radio to hammer this for months.

But the Democrats have no equivalents of those propaganda machines.

05.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 132 πŸ” 41 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, β€œKristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

05.03.2026 22:00 πŸ‘ 16312 πŸ” 3319 πŸ’¬ 249 πŸ“Œ 172

That's Gary Bauer? Do they literally store him in a closet?

05.03.2026 23:47 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 2