the adults on Daniel Tiger setting unrealistic expectations for me, when two preschoolers are about to throw hands & they just walk up like "wow you two are mad at each other, huh, let's talk about that" i mean A+ approach but good luck with all that
Lmaoooo right?! Prince Tuesday has like nine jobs!
Also where is their baby?! They have two kids last I checked
In this episode they want to make strawberry pancakes, but are out of strawberries, so they go to the enchanted garden to pick some & then go back home to make the pancakes. Now you see Bep would have lost his damn mind waiting this long for breakfast!
Why don’t dad and Daniel Tiger wear pants, what is going on with that
I think Daniel Tiger is fine and has good lessons for my kid but the parents on that show are a laugh riot bec I’ve only ever see one of them lose their patience once, whereas this is a daily occurrence for me
I did not, but I did see that move where the space camp kids accidentally go to space and they almost run out of oxygen
Doug, the secret third property brother, is hiding in every scene of the property brothers show. Can you find Doug?
yoder saying there's another one of them property brothers
So glad I posted this, now I can throw out this pair of contacts
I haven’t worn an underwire bra since early 2022 🙅♀️ I don’t wanna talk about it
Inspired by @mbcnotnbc.bsky.social I took my measurements and am going to try and order some new bras this weekend
Lunch: veggie burger with chili crisp and a side of 1/4 avocado with chili crisp
i dreamed i was on the titanic as it was sinking last night, probably means i'm in a good place right now
whew baby i am in a BAD MOOD
cover painting for 'The Visitors' by Clifford D Simak a pair of tiny figures stand on a hillside while a gigantic black obelisk floats overhead the figures are captioned 'chatting on the timeline with your friend' and the menacing obelisk is captioned 'a total stranger about to drop the worst reply you've ever read
many such cases
Generic I am so fucking tired of this weather post: I am so fucking tired of this weather
Watching Dune 2 with James
Me: Do you think I could lift Chalamet?
James: I am certain you’d have no problem lifting Chalamet
Me: I want to throw him
(We haven’t discussed this topic before just now)
Timothee Chalamet is on notice, no one can be Paul Atreides, Willy Wonka, AND Bob Dylan i stg i will throw him
Timothee Chalamet is just upset because he saw all those tweets where I said I could throw him
Great beav
Hate this for you
Farts, but white noise
every night while we tag team bedtime responsibilities the other parent sneaks into the office & goes online. naturally, i am checking bluesky. James, however, visits car & driver
here, for your viewing pleasure, is the car he was researching tonight www.caranddriver.com/news/a629909...
The Jackie Gleason limo incident
He is into cars but not in an annoying way, he reads car & driver all the time and when there’s a cool old car for sale, like Jackie Gleason’s limousine, he’s like “babe check this shit out”, it’s so endearing
James is watching that Ford vs. Ferrari movie and I’m just happy for him because he’s like a secret car guy
My husband pointed at Cubone and was like "I like that guy what's his deal?" I was like... Well
Made the tactical error of laying down on the couch but in my defense bep asked me to and then covered me with a blanket
