“Mr President, the bombings have begun in Tehran and also customers are complaining we have run out of shrimp at the pool buffet.”
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“Mr President, the bombings have begun in Tehran and also customers are complaining we have run out of shrimp at the pool buffet.”
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Trump accepting Machado's Nobel Peace Prize is a great insult to the FIFA Peace Prize committee
At least Obama's hypothetical Death Panels would have decided who deserved to die based on a rubric more complicated than "did they just piss off a high school dropout armed by the state"
The data has been turned into a searchable tool on HaveIBeenFlocked.com, which says it has data on more than 2.3 million license plates and tens of millions of Flock searches. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social reports.
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Five Important Hotkeys in KiCAD's PCB Editor!
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Graphic with a blue background and large white text reading “DEAR AMERICAN FRIENDS.” Below is a screenshot of a post explaining that Canada does not have CBS, that a “60 Minutes” episode aired normally in Canada, and stating that Canadian networks are not subject to U.S. government interference. The post ends with “We’re not under a dictatorship. You are.”
This message hits hard.
Were there moments that you missed? Anything that happened that’s on the cutting room floor? I don’t think there’s anything I missed that I wish I’d gotten. I’ll give you a little anecdote: Stephen Miller was perhaps the most concerned about the portrait session. He asked me, “Should I smile or not smile?” and I said, “How would you want to be portrayed?” We agreed that we would do a bit of both. And then when we were finished, he comes up to me to shake my hand and say goodbye. And he says to me, “You know, you have a lot of power in the discretion you use to be kind to people.” And I looked at him and I said, “You know, you do, too.”
The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story.
Holy. Shit.
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one process always calls /bin/true, another process always calls /bin/false. how do you unlock the futex
Illustration of the Hubble Space Telescope in orange, red, and pink with a black outline at the center over a golden yellow background. At the top, above the illustration, are the words “telescopes are” and at the bottom, below the illustration, are the words “time machines”. Both are in pink and combine to make the phrase, telescopes are time machines.
#SpacetoberChallenge Day 20: Telescope.
Telescopes are time machines. Featuring the Hubble Space Telescope.
#sciart #spaceart #hubble #illustration
Spot on.
Graphic showing the Spacetober challenge prompt list for 2025. The background is an orange gradient with a black box on top, with the number of each day and the corresponding prompt for each in white text on top. 1: Launch, 2: Planet(s), 3: Space Weather, 4: Moon, 5: Voyager, 6: Constellation, 7: Space Agency, 8: Propulsion, 9: Nebula, 10: Artemis II, 11: Asteroid, 12: Eclipse, 13: Near or Deep Space Network, 14: Spacecraft, 15: Black Hole, 16: Parachute, 17: Historic Person(s), 18: Mars/Mars Mission, 19: Crew Capsule, 20: Telescope, 21: Star, 22: Lunar Landing, 23: Space Station, 24: Jet/Plane, 25: Historic Mission(s), 26: Earth, 27: Habitat, 28: Astronaut/Cosmonaut, 29: Orbit, 30: Galaxy, 31: Future
It’s almost time for the 2025 edition of the #SpacetoberChallenge! I haven’t created an account for the challenge here on this app yet, but please still share your art here with the hashtag. I would love to see all your cosmic creations! 🧡
#SciArt #SpaceArt
Stardust not even getting past the title panel before he's effing some guy up.
*inventing Bluetooth* Well, it works about 60% of the time. That’ll probably be good enough forever.
If there was an Olympic sport for leaving tools on a workbench and then getting under a car and realizing you need that, I'd be a gold medalist
Pythagorean Triple Square Day, as one man affectionately calls 9/16/25, is a day like no other this century.
the cast of Hackers (1995) posing in a series of adjacent phone booths
Today is the 30th anniversary of Hackers
cats in the wild don't meow.
if you have a talkative cat, you are living with a cat scientist, (working to the limits of linguistic ability) trying to communicate with a huge alien species,
an alien that doesn't understand the importance of second breakfast.
"I am pleased to announce that we are doing a major Tariff Investigation on Furniture coming into the United States. Within the next 50 days, that Investigation will be completed, and Furniture coming from other Countries into the United States will be Tariffed at a Rate yet to be determined. This will bring the Furniture Business back to North Carolina, South Carolina, Michigan, and States all across the Union. Thank you for your attention to this matter!"
the people of America cried out "IKEA is too cheap Mr. President! It is too easy for me to find affordable and utilitarian home furniture!" and the President lept into action
Zeno: okay team, we're half way through the sprint
No Man's Sky Beacon 🥓
🏘️Settlement Overhaul
👑Own Multiple Towns
🔫Squadron Defences
🥊Citizen Dilemmas
🛒Town Economy
🏗️Upgrade Buildings
🤖Huge Robot Towns
🫰Improved Snapping
🚾New Utilities
👻Settlement Threats
🧓Weathered Materials
🦿Robot Base Parts
🎭Inhabitants Details
A grey, black, and blue colored Xenomorph crawling like a sick ass panther traditional tattoo. Located on inner bicep.
A grey, black, and blue colored Xenomorph crawling like a sick ass panther traditional tattoo. Located on inner bicep. Sleeve down so you can only see the lower half of the tattoo. Looks like it is crawling up the sleeve.
In space, no one can hear you scream!
#Xenomorph #alien #traditional #sap #tattoo just about all healed up! Went to Electric Park Tattoo in #detroit
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All developers rejoice! New timezone about to drop. Just coming out of committee though, so I guess it has a little ways to go before being signed into law. Hopefully they come up with a timely solution.
