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Matt Oswalt

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remember me? We met on Twitter and would get together every Tuesday afternoon at the Motel 6 outside Fresno.

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Trump is being criticized for not flying White House flag at half mast to honor solders killed in Iran but in his defense it's not like any of them were podcasters

03.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 204 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

the swagger of these mediocre do-nothing zilches is staggering.
The photo has all the bravado of a rich dentist who flies to Africa, pays a guide to find some old elephant at a watering hole, blows its brains out, then poses with it triumphantly like they heroically took it down

27.02.2026 21:21 πŸ‘ 102 πŸ” 20 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

No longer financially attractive? Clearly Netflix hasn't read my Porky's reboot trilogy I just pitched at Warner Bros.

26.02.2026 23:27 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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in case anyone else found it odd all Trump did during his State of the Union was award medals

25.02.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 134 πŸ” 50 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 3
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just occurred to me what Prince Andrew is staring at

20.02.2026 22:12 πŸ‘ 168 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

out of respect for royal tradition I hope when they hang Prince Andrew in his cell they use a Windsor knot

19.02.2026 18:20 πŸ‘ 226 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump once sued Bill Maher for comparing him an orangutan so Ted Lieu giving daily press conferences calling Trump a child fucker is certainly going to be sued into oblivion. Oh, what's that thing Ted is allowed if Trump sues him? "Discovery?" OK, never mind.

18.02.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 35 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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a smile right out of Salo: 120 Days of Sodom

17.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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just a hopeless romantic looking to spend Valentines Day with an Ivy League woman into classy cinema, soft music, the calming feel of ocean waves, and sunsets.

14.02.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 104 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Why are you protecting pedophiles?"

PAM BONDI:

11.02.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 129 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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See what happens when you eliminate DEI, trans, political correct wokeness and instead focus on excellence?
The most successful pedophile ring in the world!!!

09.02.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

Bad Bunny gave his Grammy to Liam Ramos though I thought the most emotional moment of the night was when Kid Rock brought Erica Kirk up on stage and gave her herpes

09.02.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 185 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0
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it's Cinemax After Dark night at the New Beverly Cinema.
www.instagram.com/mattoswaltva/

08.02.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 79 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I grew up on the Washington Post, especially the sports section. Shirley Povich, Michael Wilbon, Sally Jenkins, Tony Kornheiser. All gone.
Though if Jeff Bezos was forced to end 150 years of journalism in order to give the gift of the Melania documentary to the world, it was worth it.

04.02.2026 17:35 πŸ‘ 96 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

Ed Gein: "It's not a crime to make furniture."

03.02.2026 02:57 πŸ‘ 122 πŸ” 21 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 0

maybe if Trump raped children while wearing a tan suit MAGA might care

01.02.2026 17:19 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 6 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

more details have been released about the guy who sprayed Ilhan Omar with apple cider vinegar last night than the guy who tried to assassinate Trump over a year ago.

28.01.2026 23:19 πŸ‘ 135 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1
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Melania reviews are out

28.01.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 208 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 4
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Happy Birthday to my brother who has won more Grammys than The Who, Guns N Roses, The Doors, Queen, Rush, The Velvet Underground, Diana Ross, The Beach Boys, Kiss, Janis Joplin, Depeche Mode, ABBA, Deep Purple, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Jimi Hendrix, Kiss, Bob Marley, and Chuck Berry combined

28.01.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 370 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 24 πŸ“Œ 2

Greg Bovino has left ICE to spend more time playing a Zoltar machine

27.01.2026 00:56 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

I've meticulously analyzed the ICE shooting in Minnesota frame by frame and have reached the conclusion that only 2% of the Epstein files have been released and Trump is mentioned over 1500 times.

26.01.2026 23:40 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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if you're trying to impress Jodie Foster now's the time

25.01.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 124 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1

This is a rehearsal for the midterms.
Expect Trump's ICE Gestapo to pick fights and randomly shoot voters waiting in line in blue states to give them the excuse they need to shut down polling places.

24.01.2026 23:09 πŸ‘ 83 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 1

🎡Daiiiissssy Daiiiiiiiisssssssy🎡

23.01.2026 05:49 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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no matter how hard Greg Bovino tries to exude rugged masculinity he always comes off like Don Knotts in a Portlandia sketch

23.01.2026 02:41 πŸ‘ 17136 πŸ” 2832 πŸ’¬ 882 πŸ“Œ 414

when he finally does die they'll hide it from the public long enough for everyone around him to cut immunity deals

22.01.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 22 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 2

for anyone wondering why after months of threats Trump negotiated the exact same deal with Greenland that's been in place for years thereby accomplishing nothing, when his father Fred Trump had dementia they built a fake office where he'd go every day and sign blank contracts for pretend deals

22.01.2026 02:55 πŸ‘ 215 πŸ” 26 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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rewatching I, Claudius and you gotta hand it to the Roman's, they knew exactly how to handle a demented old tyrant who's lived too long

21.01.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

130 years of Indiana football and this is their first title shot. leave nothing on the table. total respect.

20.01.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

quick someone award Jeffrey Epstein a Greatest Pedophile Ever medal and Trump will get so jealous he'll release the Epstein Files just to prove he deserves it more

20.01.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 2151 πŸ” 365 πŸ’¬ 45 πŸ“Œ 15