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Hallendaise

@ineeedmoresleep

๐Ÿ“Seattle ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ he/they, 27 stay sexy, donโ€™t get murdered definitely a hater, also a bestie ๐Ÿ’• @thegayboi.bsky.social

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The pillows are bouncing ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

13.03.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The road to a successful #PecBounce video continues (slowlyโ€ฆ) Iโ€™m getting closer each time I try. I think Iโ€™m getting more control? itโ€™s so hard to tell ๐Ÿ˜’

13.03.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 96 ๐Ÿ” 8 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It SNOWED?!

13.03.2026 16:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me every eight minutes

13.03.2026 01:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 83 ๐Ÿ” 19 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve had a pretty shitty week at work but some guy at the bus stop said I had a nice mustache and that almost made up for it ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

13.03.2026 04:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 13 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

happy birthday!! ๐Ÿฅณ

12.03.2026 06:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Frank sponge scrubs both ways

Frank sponge scrubs both ways

hands up if you too are a bisexual sponge

10.03.2026 13:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 129 ๐Ÿ” 26 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
Dennis Whitaker

Dennis Whitaker

turtle from over the hedge

turtle from over the hedge

11.03.2026 03:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 14 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Frank Langdon from The Pitt

Frank Langdon from The Pitt

the raccoon from Over the Hedge

the raccoon from Over the Hedge

11.03.2026 03:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 36 ๐Ÿ” 6 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy birthday!! ๐Ÿฅณ

10.03.2026 03:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, welcome home ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ

10.03.2026 00:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's the standard for the IRS and such a pain ๐Ÿ’€

09.03.2026 03:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It would be cool to be able to befriend Sogaleo/Lunala and change the time that way, similar to Sun and Moon!

08.03.2026 19:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A rainbow sticker that says โ€œif youโ€™re reading this youโ€™re gayโ€ in all caps.

A rainbow sticker that says โ€œif youโ€™re reading this youโ€™re gayโ€ in all caps.

Garbage scraps

Garbage scraps

Boom and pow with explosive backgrounds, like youโ€™d see in a comic book.

Boom and pow with explosive backgrounds, like youโ€™d see in a comic book.

Letra que dice โ€œEl poder del Imรกnโ€ con un imรกn rojo y blanco que atrae algunos paperclips de mi biblioteca de ciencias.

Letra que dice โ€œEl poder del Imรกnโ€ con un imรกn rojo y blanco que atrae algunos paperclips de mi biblioteca de ciencias.

#RPDR episode 10, no context spoilers

07.03.2026 06:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Scene from Disney Pixars Hoppers, but the beaver running around with a euphoric look, and I've badly edited it to be holding a Rush bottle and changed the title to Poppers

Scene from Disney Pixars Hoppers, but the beaver running around with a euphoric look, and I've badly edited it to be holding a Rush bottle and changed the title to Poppers

07.03.2026 01:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 56 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

glad youโ€™re mostly good, I wouldโ€™ve passed out too. the dog missed your tattoo too which is nice!

07.03.2026 00:07 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

omg are you okay?!

06.03.2026 23:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

real, the s*g*r daddies are being awfully quiet right now ๐Ÿ˜”

06.03.2026 22:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

SO good!!! I had no idea that it was just the two MCs, but I was thoroughly entertained. Itโ€™s very witty and charming, and reminded me a little bit of the writing from Gilmore Girls and other early 2000s shows. I would watch it again in a heartbeat โœจ

06.03.2026 20:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wanted to update some photos to pin after another year around the sun~

Name: Thomas
Pronouns: he/they
Location: Seattle, WA
Interests: books, music, travel, baking, Pokemon, languages, yerba mate, and video games (but not necessarily in that order)
Vocation: tax accountant

06.03.2026 20:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re right!! Whatโ€™s the secret to finding the fountain of youth?

05.03.2026 21:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So fair. Bf also doesnโ€™t super love their coffee, but I like their rebels and the seasonal items slap occasionally.

05.03.2026 20:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean tbf, that song does have a Pink vibe to it! But I also cringed ๐Ÿ’€

05.03.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Girlโ€ฆyou literally have to put your records on. Girl pleeeeease put your records on. The records? Girlโ€ฆ put them ON.

05.03.2026 01:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 84 ๐Ÿ” 11 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Senator Lee Formally Begins Process to Fast-track the Destruction of Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument in Utah - 2.26.26 FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEย  February 4, 2026 Senator Lee Formally Begins Process to Fast-track the Destruction of Grand Staircase-Escalante National Monument in Utah โ€“ 2.26.26 Threatens to bring chaos to a...

Mike Lee wants to destroy Grand Staircase Escalante. If he canโ€™t have all the public lands, heโ€™ll steal the ones in UTAH, the state he represents. This is a non partisan! Contact your legislators & ask them to Vote NO on Mikeโ€™s land grab bill(s). #utpol

suwa.org/senator-lee-...

04.03.2026 17:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 7 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Hairy toned ginger man mirror selfie wearing only green towel. Strange unknown outline showing in the groin region of towel, unsure what the cause is.

Hairy toned ginger man mirror selfie wearing only green towel. Strange unknown outline showing in the groin region of towel, unsure what the cause is.

#TowelTuesday ๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿšฟ Also pelase know that these may be my last days of posting here. (Iโ€™ve got my first Barryโ€™s Bootcamp class this weekend and I may not survive it ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿชฆ)

03.03.2026 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 176 ๐Ÿ” 7 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would also like to volunteer if extra hands are needed ๐Ÿฅต

02.03.2026 23:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Congrats on getting into grad school and getting a scholarship!! Thatโ€™s awesome ๐Ÿฅณ

02.03.2026 20:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ll believe it when I see it ๐Ÿ˜ค

01.03.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this was more or less what i was thinking, @chrisswade.bsky.social continues to be a gift

01.03.2026 22:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0