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Christopher Swartout

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DGA 1st AD on many movies & TV shows you may have seen, and many you did not. Lifelong Cle Guardians & Ipswich Town fan. I once directed People's Sexiest Man Alive.

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His ex wife Nancy Shevell truly upgraded with her next marriage. He truly is a "great replacement" for Bruce.

06.03.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Blakeman echoes conspiracy theory that motivated Buffalo mass shooter It’s not a new claim in the context of immigration but it’s an idea that’s entered mainstream political rhetoric over the last decade.

Hochul's going to coast to re-election.
Gift link from the always good Albany Times-Union.

06.03.2026 15:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good to see the NYGOP is running a total racist for Governor.

06.03.2026 15:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo with his eyes closed and a chain around his neck . Alt: prince is sitting on a couch in a black and white photo with his eyes closed and a chain around his neck .
06.03.2026 15:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But when I hear you saying that in your mellifluous voice, it helps take the sting out a bit

06.03.2026 13:51 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We haven't even gotten to factor in the oil price shocks yet.

06.03.2026 13:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How will this be Biden's fault?

06.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh my.

06.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Mug shot of Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne, played by Jon Hamm on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Mug shot of Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne, played by Jon Hamm on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.

Now that Markwayne is in the news, a reminder of the OG of Waynes, Reverend Richard Wayne Gary Wayne.

05.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Doing laundry is one of the strong suits in my marriage. Still working on cleaning the cat litter box with better regularity. And I do genuinely like my wife.

05.03.2026 17:16 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She also was one of the ADs on Trainwreck and has only lovely things to say about LeBron.

05.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Woman standing next to Kevin Garnett on a movie set.

Woman standing next to Kevin Garnett on a movie set.

My wife was the AD on Safdie’s last movie, Uncut Gems and she absolutely ADORED Kevin Garnett, who can also act! I love this pic of them on set together.

05.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Terrible idea.

05.03.2026 12:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Was it "Chris Churchill"?

05.03.2026 12:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I posted mine, but my favorite is my wife once rode on a Harley with Harrison Ford. And he still owes her $100 from a bar tab in Miami on a movie they were both on.

05.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 72 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We were called Hot Set. Did cover songs after work on a movie we worked on together. Awesome guy.

05.03.2026 02:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was in a band with Jeff Bridges.

05.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

One was a very unsuccessful stockbroker. Died at 54 from a brain aneurysm.
The other worked for a plumbing supply company. Died at 72 from Congestive heart failure.

04.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Joe first won in 2018. He's the real deal. And he is a relentlessly positive guy. I like to think of him as the Ted Lasso of the House. I have been saying he is destined for big things for a long time.

04.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Potemkin candidate. There was one last cycle in GA-11. She won the primary but it was a heavily GOP district.

04.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

One of our cats is named after Emmylou Harris.

04.03.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A cat named Brian Eno? Respect.

04.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a fox news screen Alt: a man in a suit and tie stands in front of a fox news screen
04.03.2026 18:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The AI-lements of Style.

04.03.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am 100% confident I know what this is in reference to.

04.03.2026 14:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This is not an exaggeration. We have a fucking psychopath leading the Department of Defense.

04.03.2026 14:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Area dad immediately signs up to be a power washer.

04.03.2026 13:19 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Said the same last night.

04.03.2026 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Two cats on a wooden floor.

Two cats on a wooden floor.

Cats dropped an album cover.

03.03.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You could hear me yelling from my sofa in upstate New York.

03.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0