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slow food tip: buy granola bars that erode a morsel every time you pick it up. Eating it one micro-bite after another means your food experience takes at least triple the time
“88 Jump Street”
everything’s awful but dammit these grapes are fantastic 🍇
deer with one hoof in the air, paused mid-step.
I guess it isn’t the pose that’s curious here, so much as the animal 🤷♂️
It’s blue
thing is, there’s definitely a purchased dollar amount of a particular cryptocurrency that would get the president to end his war, and everyone knows it, even if we don’t yet know what that number is
I mean, he’s claiming some kind of victory, regardless what happens, right? There’s no way he doesn’t do that
They did it again. Arby’s, I dunno where you got this swallow-the-whole-ad-space money, but in any case: your crowding out the ability of Kristi Noem’s soulless visage to force itself on viewers is a public service 🫡
The character Dr. Evil putting his trademark pinky to pursed lips with an arched eyebrow
Perhaps not the final conception the couple will share
Arby’s executed a 100% buyout of the ads YouTube showed me this morning. I’m kinda impressed.
Bezos:
This is the way
and Erika Alexander is fantastic 💫
Reggie Dinkins is already the best work Bobby Moynihan has ever done! 👍
relatedly, their passion for gerrymandering is clearly not about *gaining* more votes
I think it was @adamserwer.bsky.social who id’d it more concisely: “they hurt the people I want them to hurt.”
For steady maga voters, that was the whole proposition. Your life won’t improve, but at least it’ll get worse for someone you don’t like
tho we should probably internalize that they actually *don’t*. Think it’s @golikehellmachine.com who accurately deemed this this all-stick-no-carrot administration — brutalizing migrants, levying taxes on imports…
All moves are, “what we’ll do *to* you,” there is no “what we’ll do *for* you”
oof, you feel for Canada. yet again.
Have seen this going around quite a bit; it’s important, and gratitude to @karolinegould.bsky.social for sharing a gift link
cosign
Olympic cross country skiing every day
Oh, the Ladder commercials are for a *workout* thing! I’ve been seeing them for weeks and thinking they were a stealth Jesus thing
*really* gotta wonder when we’re going to start hearing about any sort of bigger movement to leave TikTok
moreover, they are clearly *demanding* someone apologize
Also, has anyone checked, does he remember that he bombed them in June?
the music underneath that Ro commercial is freaking unhinged
#milanocortina2026 uh…were the two rings of a phone part of this skating pair’s music, or was that just whoever’s running the track getting a call?
One of the league’s top-five most-breakable stars, Kawhi Leonard, is putting in full effort!?! #NBA