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Katie Kate

@katiekatcubs

TB’s wife. JD’s mom. Sammy the Dogg. Wine and pizza enthusiast, always snark, sometimes Cubs.

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Interviewer: So what special skills would you bring to this company

Me: [whistles, guy holding sizzling platter of fajitas enters]

Interviewer: You are fucking hired sir

24.02.2025 17:43 👍 397 🔁 123 💬 2 📌 1

You act like I can remember this when I couldn’t get your name right!
(but probably)

21.02.2025 00:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

why does it look like The More You Know logo is crashing back to earth

16.01.2025 23:54 👍 4241 🔁 634 💬 158 📌 28

(Outkast voice) drones over jersey

15.12.2024 21:56 👍 933 🔁 102 💬 20 📌 1

Hi! He’s @tbrown80.bsky.social

30.11.2024 03:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Jesus was at Walgreen’s again.

23.11.2024 17:15 👍 46275 🔁 5247 💬 1054 📌 377

my bad, trying to delete

23.11.2024 17:01 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Truly

23.11.2024 16:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
23.11.2024 16:34 👍 39 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 4
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.

23.11.2024 14:08 👍 62041 🔁 6901 💬 868 📌 320
This is Daisy. She celebrated her quinceañera with a cake almost as adorable as she is. Almost. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

This is Daisy. She celebrated her quinceañera with a cake almost as adorable as she is. Almost. 13/10 #SeniorPupSaturday

This is Daisy. She celebrated her quinceañera with a cake almost as adorable as she is. Almost. 13/10

23.11.2024 15:00 👍 21747 🔁 1294 💬 262 📌 95

I was JUST thinking the same thing! 🤣

23.11.2024 15:21 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Yes! Plus I agree that we should find the joy where we can. Enjoy!

23.11.2024 15:20 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We are putting ours up because we are hosting Thanksgiving and I like the house to be decorated. In the past, there were years I didn’t ever put up the tree.

23.11.2024 14:58 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
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a baseball player standing on a base with mlb.com written on the bottom ALT: a baseball player standing on a base with mlb.com written on the bottom
18.11.2024 01:13 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

holy shit yummmmm

18.11.2024 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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17.11.2024 02:01 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Appreciate you, Bert! The old BN message board is the whole reason I joined twitter and I’ve made so many great connections over the years. Thank you!

16.11.2024 20:52 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

cashier: can take your order?

me: [spent the entire time in line rehearsing for this moment] yes, one pleaseburger cheese :)

11.11.2024 00:13 👍 10953 🔁 1823 💬 122 📌 49

D-I-E-H-A-R-D
Find out what it means to me
D-I-E-H-A-R-D
Take care, John McC
Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi, Nakatomi…

11.11.2024 10:51 👍 999 🔁 192 💬 21 📌 15

in 2017 i’m pretty sure it said no selfies and no photoshop or digital alteration or some such and I said “cool, challenge accepted”

12.11.2024 01:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The way I see it, we have another couple of weeks at most around here before the brands, celebrities, and various grifters show up.

Make the most of it

11.11.2024 20:59 👍 89 🔁 11 💬 10 📌 5

Also! I really want to see if I could away with it!

12.11.2024 01:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Completely understand. I think my vanity won over convenience in this case…which is what it came down to for me

12.11.2024 01:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I did mine myself and even added a very subtle filter to make the lightning less “at home” and they took it!

12.11.2024 01:02 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Seen a couple posts where people are surprised that Flavor Flav has opinions on politics and I feel like I need to remind you all of Public Enemy and what Public Enemy is

12.11.2024 00:51 👍 5467 🔁 741 💬 133 📌 63

GODDAMMIT AARON DONT TEST ME

12.11.2024 00:54 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Case by case basis. I’m still trying to figure out who everyone is. If your avi isn’t one I recognize, I’m proceeding with caution

12.11.2024 00:52 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh shit I’m on the list!! 🙌🏻

12.11.2024 00:47 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0