eugene, dramatically

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

oh i forgot to attach a link check this out SOMETHING LIKE A PORTFOLIO — eugenekudashev.github.io/portfolio/

i will keep posting

NOT A BAD IDEA something like a bureau of MEANING DESIGN getting to clarity and GOOD BRANDS and things that MAKE SENSE ….?

hire me not for content but a NARRATIVE — with some EMOTION and not the kind that screams chatgpt!

HANDCRAFTED STORIES ONLY

landing pages, pitch decks, ux copy, LETS GO PLEAS

very very clever

Mess is lore

according to new research and trend reports, you should hire me immediately

software as a disservice

[me in a chinese noodles joint]

“you’ll never WOK in this town again!”

“dating strategy” “situationship” “red flag” “double texting” “avoidant attachment”

it was a nice run, western civilization

i’m gonna run away and live in the woods

who are you people and why are you following me on a dead platform

kiss you

i asked chatgpt and it said: if you are not hiring me, you are SERIOUSLY missing out!

i’m building a new design tool!

gonna call it Sigma

increased linkedin posting is a recession indicator

i don't know how many "following up!"s i got left in me

ouch but yes

but also: how much of it is "working in tech" vs. how much is "struggling in tech"

hey friends — i’m looking for work! hey friends—

the absolute hardest thing for me to do is to ask for help and here's me doing it, incredible

looking for work:
- storytelling for tech companies
- with style and taste
- respectful intelligent marketing
- truth + clarity + jokes

please help spread the word :)

eugene.substack.com/p/hey-friend...

dude you already run ads lol, your website is in public, this IS live 🤡

oh no! i missed your workshop! big sigh

very cool! and how do you plan to handle upgrades? all free for the rest of time or some major new things will be extra? i’m trying to see if this model can be financially viable too

software that you own

what if "subscription fatigue" aka "everything is SaaS" aka "you never own software but pay rent till the end of time" creates an new opportunity for "buy it for life" model, with paid major upgrades i suppose, the way it was just not so long ago?

my brother have you heard of GDPR?

i’m not putting my personal data into your website which does not have a privacy policy and a clear indication of the legal entity behind this website

let’s get that compliance baby, what you have right now is illegal per german law

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now this really is an underrated tweet

2 likes on bluesky is like going viral

this is where i post from

battle for attention

nice nice :)

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very nice! and as usual i simply must mention @anthemaker.com and spacehey.com