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sorry for being unsettling, it will happen again
Thou shalt not suffer a succotash to live
dense frog advisory
oscar the grouch lived in a trash can, why can't i live in this applebees bathroom
One apple per day can keep a lot of people away if you aim really well
Me to Paul Newman’s family at the funeral: may his memory be a dressing
basically i no longer believe french fries are bad for you. they just aren’t
mitochondria would be a beautiful name for the powerhouse of the cell
Happy Wednesday ilu ❤️
I've been watching projection mapping vids on yt today 😍😍
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youtu.be/a1v4W95wJnM?...
my retirement plan is the collapse of civilization
I now live on big booty Blvd!
Hey y'all, I've moved. Come visit me at my new address
The Ottoman Empire sounds like it would be the comfiest
Thanks!! I have a ton of them. Probably a few too many 😊
Damn I had no idea. She is amazing
Happy Tuesday ilu ❤️
This vid is 1 continuous shot and I love it. Plus the song is ❤️❤️ 🎶😍😍
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A framed piece of sheet metal with various dumb magnets on it
I wanted to display some of my magnets so I framed a piece of sheet metal. Much easier than hanging a fridge on the wall
It says BIG NERD with an arrow pointing to my car
18 found some sidewalk chalk in her closet. I got a message on the driveway 💀
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Good morning my lovelies 🌞
I am a sexual icon in the way a sock on the side of the highway is high fashion
big day today: my clothing chair has been recognized as an independent borough
Me: *records a voice memo*
Me in my head: wow that was so eloquent and articulate
The playback: So umm like basically yeah
Well, sort of.
Chat can I get an F in the comments for the two noodles that didn't make the jump to the colander 😔?
going back in time to prevent various tragedies and being confronted with the fact that i have just as little agency to effect change as i do now
You must forgive the occasional typo; my eyes were originally adapted for subterranean darkness.
My kitty pixie
Pixie agrees
need an ugly crying face with hug hands emoji to use as a reply to everyone's furbabies posts
I used to be indecisive now I’m not so sure
Dear Alan, You owe me £3.