mike drinks beer

@funeralpig.bsky.social come back

bluesky be a cruel mistress

what go on over here

throwing my disgusting ass to controlla

i can confirm

heard white folks like beer

you either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself get a bluesky code

einstein to his cousin: can i fuck on it crazy

no… say it ain’t so…

alright so today i’m gonna be day drinking and smoking cigarettes in a public park at 2pm

i’m the lebron of opening my 14th beer not drinking any of it and falling asleep

He has too much street wisdom, his heart is too big, he smoke more different than anyone, his bitch is too bad. We have to take him out.

I have once again received a tattoo gun so I will be making terrible decisions again soon

getting on bluesky be like

hey do you mind if i come over and dissociate

no but you can skeet about it

she let me hit because I’m an AMC Stubs member

gentle reminder to let all of your severely mentally ill friends know that there is no escaping death and nothing is real