i already have myself
05.01.2026 12:50
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i already have myself
proof???
Did my boss tell you this
Homo!!!!!!
oh NO
i still haven’t done my age assurance on here so i haven’t been able to access my own dms for months lmao hope everything’s fine in there
wrote this while really sick go read it if you wanna have a sad time i guess
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yoooo that’s why you’re a real one
you saw me come online and spread those legs INSTANTLY
pls like and sub as an act of charity if you do not like and sub i will never ever ever let you hit btw
WHAT HAPPENED was the lesbian bed death too much?? also yeah but k gotta check with my wife first
ANYWAYS I assume you lovely people haven’t bought all your holiday gifts yet so pls check out my GIFT GUIDE that will absolutely not steer you wrong or your money back
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hi what if i came back here occasionally
i once bruised someone’s penis so bad during sex that they went to the doctor about it and they were still in love with me three years later so anything’s possible if you think it is
hi smams
you’re a homosexual
that’s canon acc
me actually
the smirk
DREAMWORKS FACE HOMO
and i was right
Happy pride!! about to stream Neocab with my beautiful wife!! come hang out with us and chat 💜
www.twitch.tv/l0rdofmisrul...
literally
come play disco elysium and hang out!! www.twitch.tv/l0rdofmisrul...
steaming disco elysium tonight at 8pm uk time (4.5 hours from now)!!! come hang out with us and chat
is it possible to get testicular tortion of the foot
what those of you who are exclusively on here have missed is that i recently went viral multiple times for increasingly stupid reasons and also everyone calls me daddy broccoli now
thanks babygirl
aw fuck yeah, and it’s working for you??
