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Obligatory king size nose tackle salute 🫡

CBS obtained video of the DHS killing of an unarmed man in Texas that DHS concealed for nearly a year, which clearly contradicts claims that he violently rammed anyone. He is shot with his brake lights on, car not moving or barely moving. Another DHS crime.

min/maxxing

Now we still have pick 31 and next year’s 1st so you guys can still whine about if we draft a receiver we’ll just fuck it up anyway 🤌🏻

People are not talking enough about the most important aspect of the Maxx Crosby trade, which is that there have been two players named “Maxx” in NFL history (Crosby and Williams) and now both have been Ravens

Spinzone: Patriots either missing out or getting one-upped for Maxx Crosby means that not only do we keep our picks, we don’t have to hear this for a week:

JT 🤝 KG

In his first game back from injury, Jayson Tatum posted 15 PTS, 12 REB, and 7 AST, becoming the first Celtic since Kevin Garnett (11.02.2007) to total 15+ PTS, 10+ REB and 5+ AST in a season debut.

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Maximum Effort Celtics to the rest of the NBA:

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Am I cranking this while the game is on? Of course. Why?

Rest of the season Jayson Tatum should walk out to

🎵 the boys are back
and they’re looking for trouble 🎵

Brandon Lloyd is such a funny one because by the numbers he had a great season on one of the best offenses in NFL history at the time, and then by all accounts everyone in the locker room couldn’t stand him by January

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Who knows, maybe we’ll just coincidentally happen to have a contract that’s agreeable to a late-20s proven interior offensive lineman on hand the literal second that legal tampering opens up on Monday

Works for me, maybe playing his real position will help Jared get his mojo back.

Plus there’s a healthy amount of good-to-pretty-good veteran guards available for hire next week. Extra 5th too? Satisfactory IMO

Despite the horrors, a very happy and blessed Jayson Tatum Returns Day to all who observe. Tatum be with you.

Feels like if you’re even a halfway decent offensive tackle, you gotta be wiggling out of your deal or asking for a raise every other year like a MLB pitcher. There’s just so much money and so few Dudes!

Aside from the childish unseriousness, the thing that just really stands out to be here is just the artistic and cultural leeching. They can't produce anything anyone actually wants to watch themselves so they just pinch a load of clips to repurpose.

…..in other words it should be a republican country club circle jerk and even they’re like um, this shit that’s happening to our friends and neighbors, this shit is not right

This is why you don’t just write off the southeast. This high school is in the richest county in Tennessee, and a voting district that’s R+8 and went 58% Trump in ‘24

Just walked past the gas station and holy smokes I’m getting flashbacks to ‘08 when I drove a turbo Talon and that bitch guzzled so much premium a tank cost a full day’s wages at Best Buy

A real fullback (sorry Jack Westover) AND swiping a useful player from our division enemies? Does life get any better??

Went to one of the men’s health clinics that advertise on sports radio

My only yeah-but is next year, Christian Gonzalez is the highest paid CB in football, and it’s time to pay Drake, and the 8-figure cap hits for guys like Milton Williams come due

Depends on how you view maxing out the rookie QB window vs the next 4 years, i guess

Told you you’re going to groan

I’m also kind of getting tired of hearing “yeah but they drafted Polk/Baker/Tyquan/N’Keal/…..”

Who cares! You don’t win at poker by folding before you even see the flip!

Totally agree. AJ’s availability makes me nervous, whether it’s those nagging injuries he seems to have every other year or when he’s like “yeah I just don’t feel like going to work today”

I went to look at this just because I thought it would be funny and sure enough it was:
Alec Pierce catch % 2024-2025: 54.9%
Mystery wide receiver catch % for the 2 years he was on the Patriots: 58.1%

(you’re gonna groan)

I think I’m kinda out on Alec Pierce unless by some miracle we sign him in which case he is Justin Jefferson Malik Nabors and JSN times a thousand

Court gotta handle these little MAGA piss babies like my dad making me and the brothers split wood and shovel snow: “you can go inside when you’re done, and the sooner you stop whining and get your butt moving, the sooner you’ll be done”