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https://linktr.ee/programator Sharing cool software, apps, and the occasional programming humor. Also, why don't I have an emoji?

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github.com/juliojimenez...

20.01.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Animals are looking at humans now, β€œthat shit can’t be that hard.”

19.01.2026 22:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Who are we? CEOs
What do we want? AI?
AI to do what? We don’t know!
When do we want it? Right now!

Who are we? CEOs What do we want? AI? AI to do what? We don’t know! When do we want it? Right now!

08.09.2025 23:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We need more false positives.

08.09.2025 14:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But does it have AI?

08.09.2025 12:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aqui na Carolina do Norte finalmente estΓ‘ ficando mais frio.

08.09.2025 02:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Since light travels faster than sound, people may appear bright until you hear them speak.

Since light travels faster than sound, people may appear bright until you hear them speak.

07.09.2025 18:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The logic bomb worked

07.09.2025 17:50 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They were about to race.

07.09.2025 16:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I do this every day

07.09.2025 16:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m in North Carolina, so we can always look forward to winter. It’s non-lethal.

07.09.2025 00:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Winter Winter Is Coming GIF ALT: Winter Winter Is Coming GIF

I love it!! It tells me winter is coming 🀩

07.09.2025 00:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.09.2025 00:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Came here to drop a Dr. Strange gif

05.09.2025 04:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kill Gary

04.09.2025 12:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Gary Gilmore

04.09.2025 12:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Hunt For Red Gary

04.09.2025 12:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My Cousin Gary

04.09.2025 12:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Scaling GROUP BY to 8,900+ cores: The engineering behind ultra-fast aggregations in ClickHouse ClickHouse Cloud now scales GROUP BY with parallel replicas, fanning a single query across thousands of cores for terabyte-per-second throughput. This post dives into the internals and lets you see an...

This must be what β€œstupid fast” looks like.

clickhouse.com/blog/clickho...

03.09.2025 22:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Engage Time: Captivate your audience with live polls, Q&A & feedback | Product Hunt Engage Time turns presentations, classes, and meetings into two-way conversations. Launch polls, collect questions, and get instant feedback right from the browser.

Launched Engage Time on ProductHunt today. Can I get your vote? πŸ™

www.producthunt.com/products/eng...

03.09.2025 10:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you know of any companies or services that support open-source, let me know. Creating a list.

02.09.2025 09:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Quick analysis on 2nd round of Nx Supply Chain attack. clickhouse analysis on nx supply chain attack (s1ngularity)

www.linkedin.com/pulse/quick-...

02.09.2025 03:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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01.09.2025 08:59 πŸ‘ 10917 πŸ” 3070 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Have they asked Taylor?

01.09.2025 00:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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NASA Is Taking Suggestions For Raising Swift’s Orbit Launched in 2004, the Neil Gehrels Swift Observatory – formerly the Swift Gamma-Ray Burst Explorer – has been dutifully studying gamma-ray bursts (GRBs) during its two-year mission, bef…

NASA Is Taking Suggestions For Raising Swift’s Orbit: hackaday.com?p=810916

01.09.2025 00:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember year 12 πŸ’­ Dirt was still young back then.

31.08.2025 23:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

At first sight I thought, β€œwhat did the JWST discover now?”

31.08.2025 17:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HTMX was very much hype-driven development

31.08.2025 04:41 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0