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@kevin3nf

Family, Bikes, SQL Server. I own www.dallasdbas.com, and have a newsletter at www.accidentaldba.co #ocDBA

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#WhyIRide
#inappropriateTree

15.02.2025 20:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#WhyIRide

03.02.2025 14:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#WhyIRide

31.01.2025 04:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This.

30.01.2025 14:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#WhyIRide

#Deer #NWA #BentonVille

29.01.2025 13:42 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#WhyIRide

#bellavista #nwa

26.01.2025 14:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

THE DBA JOB IS DEAD!

Yeah...so why am I sitting here restoring a database due an accidental table drop?

(I don't have permission to deny that user anything in the db)

23.01.2025 16:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That’s exactly what it does. Been there, patched it.

22.01.2025 00:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m more likely to retire than rebuild :)

21.01.2025 14:21 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Some days, yes.

One of my kids is actively seeking to relocate to the Netherlands...there are ancestors from there.

21.01.2025 14:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't think about Dutch 🀦🏼

21.01.2025 14:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"Netherlands DBAs"

Gonna need a new logo

21.01.2025 13:57 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Good things the markets are closed today.

20.01.2025 17:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Make
America
Great for
All.

Fixed it, in honor of MLK.

20.01.2025 17:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

So the plan is obsolete but not removed. New plan for the same query next time it runs?

31.12.2024 20:10 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What about plans in the cache that contain that index?

31.12.2024 19:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I say "Please" and "Thank you" to ChatGPT (aka Chad) so Skynet will not see me as a threat when the time comes :)

31.12.2024 18:54 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Also

31.12.2024 14:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#WhyIRide

31.12.2024 14:35 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#dogs

Newest grand-dog. Super stout and well behaved rescue mutt

28.12.2024 19:56 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Capitalism without community contributions is a problem.

I own a business and provide jobs, at a proper pay rate. And Bonuses.

That in and of itself is not enough.

Doing things for the local community without it being a marketing opportunity is better.

We should all demand this.

26.12.2024 15:56 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m not stuck in corner, you are!

25.12.2024 02:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Freeze/thaw…

23.12.2024 20:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The weekend was free/thaw, which is not even something I knew about until I moved here

23.12.2024 14:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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#WhyIRide

22.12.2024 22:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The middle child has arrived! And the grand-dog!

22.12.2024 05:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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#WhyIRide

11.5 miles in chilly weather deserves an afternoon coffee

21.12.2024 21:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Love these winter views 😎

20.12.2024 05:00 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Say what you will about Taylor Swift and/or her music vs your tastes...she has shown a very consistent devotion to her fans.

From Children's hospitals to showing up at weddings she seems to love her Swifties :)

16.12.2024 21:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The elf was waiting for me when I returned from a 22 mile MTB ride with 2000 feet of climbing

15.12.2024 23:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0