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Craig M. Ranapia

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"This heaven gives me migraine." Old enough to know better at the ends of the earth (New Zealand). I am large and contain multitudes, all of them intensely irritating. (Same-sex) married. Catholic. Conservative-ish. Cis-male. Jane Austen cultist.

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The Prime Minister is so cute when he gets all passive-aggressive and pissy.

06.03.2026 09:10 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh... Pardon my tribble brain but, of course, that second hashtag should be #StarfleetAcademy. Taking myself out the back for a remedial beating with a Klingon pain stick.

06.03.2026 09:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was raised on British television, so I'm not pining for the good old days of 26 episode seasons of #StarTrek. But a lot of what does bug me about #StarTrekAcdemy is the result of rushing through things that just need a little more space to play out than they've got. Just me?

06.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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My hottest #StarTrek take: On balance, Starfleet and the Federation are net positive contributors to the cosmic good but also curiously prone to being careless and downright stupid about not learning from their mistakes. Good drama, for the most part, but still annoying.

06.03.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

#StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy #Spoilers .... Granted, eight hundred years is a long time but did nobody read the Omega Directive and think "Yeah, maybe don't diddle around with that." Dumbest move since 2401 when the boffins decided to network every ship in Starfleet into a hackable death machine.

06.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder if @seanferrick.bsky.social will come back to this in his Up/Downs video but sadly have to agree there's some serious bad tropes here. Including a MAJOR idiot plot turn where the Federation is incredibly stupid and careless... #StarTrek #StarfleetAcademy #Spoilers

06.03.2026 04:58 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

For all the shit social media gets in general - and this platform in particular - still appreciate those with relevant subject expertise who will politely but firmly fill gaps in my knowledge and corrrect distortions causes by biases & blind spots.

06.03.2026 02:23 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks for the informed feeback. Happy to admit I have a strong anti-poll bias full stop, so its useful to know this kind of thing.

06.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

... at speaking white Protestant. But I'm not sure a faith-based version of "we need our own Joe Rogan" is particularly helpful, and doesn't just evades doing the much harder work required to reach out on your own terms.

06.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't get me wrong - you can make a perfectly respectable and intellectually honest case that like it or not politics and religion have been bound up in American civil life since the first pruitans held a racially insensitive dinner party. Ditto for the idea that Dems need to get better...

06.03.2026 00:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The funny thing is that Carter didn't do himself any favours with evangelical or Catholic voters with that infamous Playboy interview, It's easy to forget how tight the '76 election was and how many unforced errors there were on both sides.

06.03.2026 00:47 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I sincerely hope James Talarico will be sworn in as the junior Senator from Texas next January, but the "woke Jesus" Democratic discourse around him as an antidote to the religious far-right gives me the creeps.

When have Dems won playing the radical right's game by the radical right's rules?

06.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Fair call out - having indulged myself, on occasion.

Labour hasn't even begun to make a case for my party vote this November, and I doubt they'll close the deal. But that's a long way from making a bullshit false equivalence between "irritatingly tepid" and "malignant, incompetent and corrupt."

06.03.2026 00:15 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THIS. I yield to nobody in my contempt for Noem, and the house crocodile is dry-eyed about her ouster.

But DHS is a feral pig that need to be taken out behind the barn and put out of everyone's misery. Doesn't matter how many different shades of lipstick you put on the dangerous animal.

06.03.2026 00:07 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In my defence, it trips off the tongue a little better than "Stop being a bad faith actor pulling non-existent difficulties out of your stinky arse because you're a lazy tool."

06.03.2026 00:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The only problem with schadenfreude is it plays merry hell with one's complexion that no amount of moisturiser will shift.

05.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm probably going to get my internet access cut for digital heresy, but happy to defer to superior subject expertise! Now if you'd excuse me, time to go touch up my makeup. Schadenfreude plays havoc with one's complexion.

05.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Because nothing in life is rocket science except rocket science, nothing will improve for the better until a lot more people get over their distaste for calling lies lies, and the people who tell them liars.

Words have meanings. So does silence.

05.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's probably wise to take the source with a pound of salt and a whole case of tequila, but yeah... I think there might be a reality check on government by shitposting trolls coming. Andd not a moment too soon.

05.03.2026 23:39 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If that's the answer, the question must be "When will I be released from this curse called life?"

05.03.2026 22:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Mullens really is a piece of work - the kind of chap who, in my family circle, was held up as a cautionary tale about the perils of drinking more than half a bottle of gin a day while pregnant.

05.03.2026 22:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Should be taken as seriously as being called a tacky attention-seeking booze-hag slut by a Real Housewife.

05.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Kristi Noem out, Markwayne Mullin in as Trump's Dollar Store Himmler?

Cool. I'm not sure what replacing one psychopathic masturbating monkey with another is going to achieve, but hi-ho and here we go.

05.03.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Looking on the bright side, the fake butter should grease the skids nicely for the attacks of explosive diarrhoea.

05.03.2026 21:43 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

With all due and sincere respect, America, I'd get the sneer about "medieval religious nutjobs" out of your fucking mouths when talking about Iran. Goes double if had any contact with the Republican Party that sold its soul to the radical theocon right for power decades back.

05.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If Dean Stockwell had done nothing else in his long career (and he did a LOT) his majestically disquieting and suave AF lip sync in BLUE VELVET would be more than sufficient for iconic status. Somehow both out of nowhere and explains everything...

05.03.2026 21:24 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump fires Kristi Noem; replacement pick Markwayne Mullin says nomination is β€˜pretty humbling’ – US politics live President picks β€˜Maga warrior’ as nominee to replace Noem as Democrats hail decision after months of controversy

Your friendly reminder that it doesn't matter who the sadistic dancing monkey is when the organ grinder playing a death dirge remains the same.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/live...

05.03.2026 21:14 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't kink shame, even when said kink is as distasteful to me as performing anilingus on degenerate far right-wingers.

What I DO shame is dragging other people into your perversions without their informed and active consent.

05.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"Trump demands say in choosing Iran’s next supreme leader"

Pardon my French, but let's normalize saying "fuck right off with that noise" to America presuming to dictate other nation's governing arrangements until they get their own act together.

05.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Just re-watched Baz Luhrmann's THE GREAT GATSBY not because it's a particularly good film (it isn't) but because sometime you're just in the mood for everything and the kitchen sink, fridge, oven, microwave, dish washer, toaster and coffee machine. #FilmSky #MovieSky

05.03.2026 10:27 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0