Whit EM

I know this one! The UK is metric, except for road distances they still use miles

“Honorary Muppets are the select individuals who have achieved a place in Muppet history by being declared such.

In 1986, Muppet Magazine published the first and only Honorary Muppet Awards. The honorees were awarded a special ‘Kermie’ and photographed for the magazine.”

I really like that the translation includes funny bumper stickers and song lyrics

….oh

I have a real soft spot for a tiny ancient broad

In case you were wondering yes they are using the Mexico filter even though it takes place in Brazil

It takes place in the 70s and this is how I realized that the 70s filter and the Mexico filter are identical

This guy is pretty good looking when he’s not playing Pablo Escobar

Ok well I should’ve checked how long it was before I started because I am definitely not finishing tonight

Pablo Escobar waiting around meme from Narcos

Oscar watch, currently watching: The Secret Agent

I start this and I’m like I know this guy. Why do I know this guy I swear I’ve never seen him before. But I feel like I’ve seen him standing around or something.

It’s this guy:

You know what fair enough

I do think it’s funny that the person who is literally paid to do communications is the one who put me in charge of this

At dinner with some friends and as the designated social media friend my brief is:

-post on both insta and FB so that the one’s ex is definitely going to see her out and looking hot

-make sure the other one’s mom knows that she’s not going to help pack tomorrow for a potential move

Yikes!

I mean I do think it’s likely that her dad Did Some Shit based on his job but probably not BtB level shit

Extremely disconcerting to listen to behind the bastards episodes where the main character has the same name as your friend’s dad

Outdoor fruit stand with huge pyramid of oranges and tall round banana display.

they’re just begging for a car chase

ymmv of course but my personal coping mechanism is to laugh at the ridiculous parts because it’s either that or my blood pressure shoots up to very concerning levels

Undeniably funny that the assholes who say shit like we’re going to bomb you into the stone age don’t do the basic account for the amount of bombs we actually have math

The FO part of the US FA in regards to the whole global hegemony thing would be nothing but extremely funny if there weren’t people getting hurt and killed

I am still laughing at the funny bits though

"forget touch what if I duct tape my hand to the stove and turn it up high as it goes"

It’s almost like they got rid of anyone capable of backwards planning

otoh hard to do that without a goal beyond bomb go boom

Neighborhood wine tasting night has been going on for 13 years now and the rule has always been if you’re not bringing a bottle bring a light snack. My one neighbor has always ignored this and last night came with a tray of Rueben sandwiches and thank god for her really because that was my lunch

Note that this *regulation* is for the UK but it's an absolutely reasonable expectation of a doctor in the US.

Also, "Please note in my chart that you declined to investigate this further despite my ongoing symptoms" isn't legally binding but HAS been known to put the fear of God into doctors.

Oh I got some questions for my sister now

MLB scorebug Phillies 0 pirates 0 Reads like P00P

P00Ps everywhere for those with eyes to see

This thread utterly enthralled me

40 of 50: It Was Just an Accident

This is about a bunch of former Iranian political prisoners deciding whether to get revenge on the guy who tortured them. It’s thoughtful, intense, funny. The ending had my heart in my throat. I think this might be my favorite of the ones I’ve watched so far

Perry: This St. Patrick’s Day, don’t forget Irish music’s anti-fascist roots Dropkick Murphys, the iconic Irish American punk band, are headlining a free block party March 6 near where Alex Pretti was killed by immigration agents, contributing columnist David M. Perry writes.

NEW “We’re celebrating a tradition that is at its core about resisting occupation and maintaining community in the face of horrors. You can’t keep politics out of Irish music. No one should try, for two reasons. First, it’s ahistorical. Second, Minnesotans are ready for a big anti-fascist party.”

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

The absolute hubris. It was terrible. Last place lmfao

Going to gently suggest you try some saline first