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You say Judas is a brother of mine? / Oh, but sister in our darkness a light shines / and all I ever want to say for the rest of my life / is how that light is G-d

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One cool thing about this is that grave violations of the Geneva conventions are already defined as a war crime and triable under the existing US Code, so we already have that in place for Nuremberg 2.0.

06.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The White House posting "flawless victory" meme videos after we bombed a girls' elementary school and while the corpses of at least six US soldiers are being shipped to Dover.

06.03.2026 03:15 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"We have NEVER been at war with Eastasia."

04.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He can do that too

04.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You gotta show some skin, kev

04.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I know the point of this movie was for the mall cop guy to be himself and not dance like this, but what the men in black guy is doing is a perfectly valid way to dance if you aren't naturally predisposed to letting loose ok the dance floor

04.03.2026 13:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Successfully evaded another year of "maybe I should become a permanent deacon" by my tried and true strategy of forgetting to put the come-and-see events on my calendar

03.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My "this is not endless war" t-shirt has a lot of people asking questions already answered by my t-shirt

03.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Best case Pope Leo puts him in Vatican jail and removes all access to the internet

03.03.2026 00:14 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Inshallah he will see an actual arrest one day

03.03.2026 00:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally our based pro-life administration took the decisive action against IVF that conservative American Catholics have been clamoring for.

02.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If you throw in a graph and a caveat that DIA disagrees with the use of "many", you've got a strategic intelligence assessment right there

02.03.2026 17:36 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iranian parents are still picking up pieces of their daughters at an elementary school.

02.03.2026 14:21 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You don't need to worry, it has 100% occurred and is occurring.

01.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

28.02.2026 17:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kevin there are whole songs about why this is not true

25.02.2026 11:44 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Poking my head in during Lent to ask for your prayers for a couple different things for which I could very much use some prayers.

25.02.2026 05:09 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Full support, will give me time to save up sailboat money

25.02.2026 05:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I watched the actual video by Barron and it’s even stupider than you’re thinking

17.02.2026 03:06 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder how it accounts for things like billionaires β€œgiving” half their wealth to personal foundations that they run

16.02.2026 20:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Few bluesky accounts I identify with more than yours

15.02.2026 21:41 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Multiple houses on my street for sale if you’re willing to ply those engineering skills for the Military-Industrial Complex

15.02.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

You could move to Maryland and I’ll always be available for hugs

15.02.2026 07:35 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

To be fair half of the star wars fandom started beefing with a nine-year-old Jake Lloyd when that movie came out

14.02.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Current soundtrack:

13.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hard to overemphasize how bad this is.

13.02.2026 21:52 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I need these elementary schoolers learning assembly

13.02.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m so sorry, man. Praying for them and you and your whole family

13.02.2026 15:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They can be fully US citizens from jail

13.02.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve never wanted to be famous but I wish I was just famous enough to go on that last meals show where they prepare all the foods you love and talk to you about death or whatever

12.02.2026 17:24 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0