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shout out to bluesky's lead programmer who dipped his mobile phone in his pool to 'cool it off' and then didn't understand why it broke

05.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 1283 πŸ” 386 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

"Direct action is, ultimately, the defiant insistence on acting as if one is already free." --David Graeber

06.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 462 πŸ” 81 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

pokemon are always doing shit like "Drowzee used Crazy Floor! Drowzee started getting funky" and it won't tell you what that means. top competitive strategies will revolve around getting funky.

06.03.2026 08:28 πŸ‘ 3336 πŸ” 1128 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 16

Iran: look, it's simple. We literally just paint the silhouette of a plane on the ground. We literally just nail together some boxes in the shape of a tank. We literally just pull looney tunes shit. Their AI will make them spend $100 million to destroy $5 of arts and crafts.

the US: grok is this

06.03.2026 06:56 πŸ‘ 2024 πŸ” 444 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 18

american evangelicals already run everything and what we are seeing right now, including this headline, is them trying to close the gap on the 5% of everything they don't run

06.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 1020 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

THE TIME HAS COME

06.03.2026 19:05 πŸ‘ 1926 πŸ” 650 πŸ’¬ 55 πŸ“Œ 22

If you elect me, I'll single handedly murder everyone who participated on Epsteins island in this room, and then burn the entire thing to the ground.

05.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Before you share that story about how troops were told the Iran War is for "Armageddon," read this The narrative is dramatic. The sourcing is thin. And skepticism matters, especially on something this serious.

I agree with a lot of this, worth reading:

www.friendlyatheist.com/p/before-you...

06.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 718 πŸ” 132 πŸ’¬ 39 πŸ“Œ 19

Well, gas is expensive, and food is expensive, and we’re doing a war nobody wants, but at least there are no jobs

06.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 30012 πŸ” 7420 πŸ’¬ 225 πŸ“Œ 237
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Trump To Americans: β€˜You Won’t Have To Pay Your Son’s Cell Phone Bill When He Dies At War’ WASHINGTONβ€”Striking a note of optimism as the prospects for a protracted conflict with Iran grew likelier, President Trump on Friday urged Americans to bear in mind that they’ll no longer have to pay ...

β€œYou may be grieving at first, but, believe me, you’ll be smiling when you see how much less you’re shelling out every month,” said President Donald Trump

07.03.2026 01:00 πŸ‘ 2264 πŸ” 325 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 14

clinton's plan to beat trump was to elevate him above the rest of the republican field and then coast to an easy victory. i don't think she was right about that

07.03.2026 01:17 πŸ‘ 3706 πŸ” 454 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 5

ah right. and what are those. going to assume the pic was attached as a mistake

07.03.2026 04:27 πŸ‘ 1532 πŸ” 127 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 1

They clearly committed a war crime, but we've been watching an active genocide for years at this point, as well as watching the US commit *other* war crimes in the Caribbean in addition to murdering both citizens & immigrants on our own soil & no one with any kind of power is doing jack shit so

07.03.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 772 πŸ” 214 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 3

H.R. 7661 would harm so many publishers, authors, and readers. Only the smallest sliver of human experience would make it onto shelves. If you think kids deserve the world, you are against this bill - please read this article and call your reps.

06.03.2026 21:13 πŸ‘ 409 πŸ” 314 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2

every person in this is depraved, evil, needs to be put in prison for the rest of their lives and must suffer for these crimes against humanity

07.03.2026 06:21 πŸ‘ 3777 πŸ” 623 πŸ’¬ 46 πŸ“Œ 5
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07.03.2026 04:11 πŸ‘ 38 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Google data center water estimates go public, residents in Roanoke and Botetourt react A proposed Google data center campus in Botetourt County could use between 2 million and 8 million gallons of drinking water per day, according to an executed agreement between the developer and the W...

one google data center in virginia

two million gallons of water per day

information only released under court order & risk of contempt

05.03.2026 22:13 πŸ‘ 1401 πŸ” 912 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 94

Can confirm, every Signal chat in town either said nothing or made one snide comment and then immediately got back to work

05.03.2026 23:58 πŸ‘ 1262 πŸ” 316 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 1
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Perry: This St. Patrick’s Day, don’t forget Irish music’s anti-fascist roots Dropkick Murphys, the iconic Irish American punk band, are headlining a free block party March 6 near where Alex Pretti was killed by immigration agents, contributing columnist David M. Perry writes.

NEW β€œWe’re celebrating a tradition that is at its core about resisting occupation and maintaining community in the face of horrors. You can’t keep politics out of Irish music. No one should try, for two reasons. First, it’s ahistorical. Second, Minnesotans are ready for a big anti-fascist party.”

05.03.2026 23:24 πŸ‘ 1472 πŸ” 492 πŸ’¬ 25 πŸ“Œ 43

please donate and/or help me spread this

05.03.2026 02:26 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 105 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
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Proton Mail Helped FBI Unmask Anonymous β€˜Stop Cop City’ Protester A court record reviewed by 404 Media shows privacy-focused email provider Proton Mail handed over payment data related to a Stop Cop City email account to the Swiss government, which handed it to the ...

SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.

05.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2841 πŸ” 1545 πŸ’¬ 89 πŸ“Œ 382
kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

05.03.2026 11:54 πŸ‘ 23841 πŸ” 9148 πŸ’¬ 69 πŸ“Œ 195

I am so tired of fragile little men starting wars. I am so tired of fragile little men making policy decisions that harm us all. I am so tired of fragile little men doing horrendous harm to children and expecting us all to forget about it. I am so tired of fragile little men with their tantrums.

28.02.2026 23:59 πŸ‘ 743 πŸ” 200 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 10
a collage of these three tweets
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n
https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

05.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 7768 πŸ” 2304 πŸ’¬ 178 πŸ“Œ 413

Elected Democrat Thrilled He Doesn't Have To Do Anything

05.03.2026 21:50 πŸ‘ 3363 πŸ” 565 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 2
05.03.2026 10:55 πŸ‘ 3455 πŸ” 1214 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 11

Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM

05.03.2026 05:17 πŸ‘ 17373 πŸ” 5757 πŸ’¬ 128 πŸ“Œ 102

don't buy it, frankly. worldwide online study including baby boomers? too many biases there before you even start asking questions, surely. you'd have to survey each generation when they were the same age to compare

05.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 941 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone who tried to draw around me and started drawing LOVED it at the beginning because of their QUICK IMPROVEMENT. Then quit when they hit The Wallℒ️.

But it's when you hit The Wallℒ️ that you NEED to push through with practice!! And you gotta do it for yourself, because it's ALWAYS worth it! 😀

05.03.2026 12:38 πŸ‘ 2539 πŸ” 1050 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 45

I think of this often

05.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 1591 πŸ” 632 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 5