Asuvir!? 🐐

shit might be a lil cringe and nerdy but for the last 13 years asmr's been there to help

thanks, dr dmitri with the klean kanteen and heather feather

unironically gentle asmr rp or even small essays and readying a very dim screen of a wiki (uesp for skyrim/oblivion, tvtropes for favorite media) helped with mine some

it isn't a perfect system but there's a point where you'll take anything that *might* work

hey we can be insomnia buddies

i've been getting fucked by it pretty badly recently

Omfg ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️ ♥️

LEMME HEADPAT THEM

haha glad to have prevented a massive headache on this one

psst:

" Note that all submissions will be accepted. I will reach out to you directly to let you know if I’ll be accepting your piece. "

you may want to add a "not" in front of the first accepted or remove the second sentence heheh, first one implies a more COME ON IN FUCKERS attitude lmao

There are telegram chats that aren't horny?

"oh wow what are those three dudes gonna use that hammer for is this a home improvement clip"

Marrow is like

Kissable*

This is a dwemer soyjack lmao

Call me a slur, coward 🐐

I'd also be remiss if I didn't mention @tastinghistory.bsky.social

You get a fun ancient or old recipe and a bunch of history of the location and peoples who prepared said meals

I'm extremely partial to Dan Carlin (it's a podcast but likely also on yt) and I also enjoy some flashback history on there

If people are bothered by it they should be reminded their original settings were sfw and they intentionally switched to allow NSFW media with or without warning 🤷‍♂️

Dm meeee

anyone else getting a lot of bots just reposting whatever you say?

i say bots because i refuse to believe people in a warzone are gonna spend their time going through two of my accounts, one of which is just yiff, to be like pls send money for my dying kids

like, no

you have given me numerous ideas, none of which are legal or safe

thank you jess

that's why he's got a scruffy beard! scritch iiiiit

i know this is about bulge and all but you always give him the sweetest most gentle faces and it's making my heart go doki doki

shameless

i'm just a widdle himbo i couldn't possibly mean anything by that

AND ONLY KISSES

i swear! not a dirty thought in my cute little head :)

you can grab my horns
you can pull my ears
you can tug on my leash

kisses are easy to get when your boyfriend's a goat

i'm half a world away but oh my actual shit we have the same thing

my commute on a bike was great tho WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

bet your hands smell amazing tho

hehehe

by @racesolar.bsky.social feat @jericho.bsky.social

INCREDIBLE tits on that man

can we for the love of god get this as the soundtrack in a cool movie

that's goosebumps right there

Hmmmmmm

HMMMMMMMMMM