ES3

one hit off coworker weed will have you asking shit like “you catch the game last night”

‘I Built This,’ Whispers Social Media Manager Beholding His Empire Of Successful Fuddruckers Tweets

‘I Built This,’ Whispers Social Media Manager Beholding His Empire Of Successful Fuddruckers Tweets https://theonion.com/i-built-this-whispers-social-media-manager-beholding-1839032610/

Passengers Rush To Arriving Train’s Doors Like Rat Babies Nursing At Mother’s Teats

Passengers Rush To Arriving Train’s Doors Like Rat Babies Nursing At Mother’s Teats https://theonion.com/passengers-rush-to-arriving-trains-doors-like-rat-babies-nursing-at-mothers-teats/

gm!!

Also I'm Freaks. I wanna look at cool hot fucksex on my computer. What fucking good is any platform where I can't share all that Sorlag porn I'm commissioning. Work?? I have email for that I always had email for that. Maybe Discord can just fuck off?? That's my idea. My big idea is Fuck Off

i cannot stop thinking about this interaction

Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser

Torrent Of Soap Issues From Wildly Unexpected Part Of Dispenser https://theonion.com/torrent-of-soap-issues-from-wildly-unexpected-part-of-d-1819574504/

The game you are about to play is a product of its time. It may depict the PS3, which was commonplace in society. These depictions were wrong then and are wrong today.

bird in da office

o ok so we cant have a shop cat but the boss can have this fucking thing🙄

Imagining a LOLcat drawover of your fursona with toptext-bottomtext "I CAN HAZ/NUCLEAR FIRST-STRIKE CAPABILITY?" basically one of my genius ideas ever

10 feb, 1 am; in a hotel somewhere in madrid

damn you live like this? 🦊

I asked the AAA game dev if their new Live Service game is actually going to be any fun and they just started slapping their belly like a trained seal.

We're going to have to kill discord eventually. Why not now?

im just saying the great skype migration happened for a lesser reason

Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users As more sites require IDs for user age verification, expect more such breaches to come.

Posted in October - "Discord says hackers stole government IDs of 70,000 users" arstechnica.com/security/202...

"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide

I'm about to do irreparable damage to my gender

I do not subscribe to the idea that it is merely ’the way things happen on the Polar Express’. Simply put, there must be a material reason for it

Sketch from last week for @nikolaichaser.bsky.social ✏️

Which views the BBC considers unacceptably political in its presenters is particularly telling, isn't it?

Drunk raccoon laying face first on the bathroom floor with extra view of the destruction they caused in the liquor store

I keep getting sent the drunk raccoon, so I had to draw my oc in that scenario lmao

tried to get to bluesky by typing 'dinner' into windows search bar. i think the meds have worn off for today