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Ah, just like ‘the quality of Venezuela’s oil is poor’ must necessarily be a statement in favor US-led kidnapping and regime change. The mob must come for anyone bringing facts into their criticisms of US policy for some reason.

01.03.2026 07:26 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It’s back! He got her name wrong in his previous tweet and fixed it.

26.02.2026 21:41 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The official anthem of the European Union is also by Beethoven, incidentally, and that’s definitely not what’s being invoked here either.

17.02.2026 15:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Beating these guys the last time required a domestic coalition with racist authoritarians who liked slavery and an external alliance with a genocidal tyrant.

You can quiet your internal screaming long enough to be superficially nice to Absolute Dumbass for 2 secs. (Then go pound your pillow, etc)

14.02.2026 23:55 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
New York Post headline, October 31 2024: Flustered Kamala Harris spews latest word salad after protesters interrupt Nevada rally

New York Post headline, October 31 2024: Flustered Kamala Harris spews latest word salad after protesters interrupt Nevada rally

Fox News headline from January 21, 2015: Kamala Harris mocked online for another 'word salad' about 'community' during fire department visit

Fox News headline from January 21, 2015: Kamala Harris mocked online for another 'word salad' about 'community' during fire department visit

A complete absence of imagination

14.02.2026 20:08 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Your countertop will be bigger than one (1) cookie sheet! You’ll have a full size oven! A palace, basically.

(This was me in NYC)

13.02.2026 18:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

From your lips to god’s ears

13.02.2026 18:11 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That’s so exciting! You had so many applications and put in a crazy amount of work into your interviews, this is so well deserved!

13.02.2026 18:10 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is this about your move upstate?

13.02.2026 18:03 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

At what point do Republicans start going, “the Dems are wreaking havoc at airports, it’s their fault TSA isn’t getting paid”?

(I’m not sure they’re ready to hold out forever.)

13.02.2026 16:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

(We should enforce laws against money laundering more vigorously than we do. Obviously. *LOUD SIGH* of course all those guys keep their jobs in some successor agency. Now let’s get back to the street thugs.)

07.02.2026 22:14 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Remember the spate of “good smol beans of ICE” articles from last time around? About HSI investigators looking into fraud, int’l money laundering, etc.

They’re leveraged to distract from what the public sees as the core functions of ICE (kidnapping, detaining, maiming & killing innocent people).

07.02.2026 22:14 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

OMG is Olivia in preschool now, or is she starting next fall? How is this possible when she is in fact a teeny tiny INFANT

07.02.2026 00:16 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is she confusing Melania with a display at a children’s museum

02.02.2026 20:35 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I understood Schumer’s comments to mean he’s holding the caucus in line, fwiw. Spines may (let’s be real: will) bend later on, but today it looks like everyone’s a no.

25.01.2026 00:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At the end of the day, the Black Lives Matter era was about whether people should be killed in the street, and lots of people decided yeah and put those little blue flags on their cars. It spread to everyone because it stopped for no one.

24.01.2026 16:45 👍 20132 🔁 6990 💬 80 📌 183

I would argue that the case for dismantling ICE has, at this point, virtually nothing to do with larger questions of immigration enforcement and reform, it's just clearly incompatible with a free and democratic society to maintain a secret police force with sweeping and arbitrary authority.

21.01.2026 23:09 👍 9901 🔁 2518 💬 90 📌 74

Every Republican rep in states like California and New York should be hounded about facilitating the mistreatment of their constituents. Not a penny for agriculture, because your lily-livered rep wants to suck up to Trump and doesn’t care if you go bankrupt!

13.01.2026 21:24 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

To be honest, though, the city should force them to make this explicit. Show up with an arrest warrant and then have them brandish their guns and refuse to accept it, like the criminal gang they are.

10.01.2026 20:09 👍 558 🔁 130 💬 18 📌 5

It’s the updated, polished substitute for an unprintable racial slur directed at a certain kind of liberal white woman.

08.01.2026 18:47 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

None of the right-wing RETVRN TO CLASSICAL EDUCATION people have read the Oresteia

08.01.2026 18:44 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

And if law enforcement gives conflicting or contradictory instructions, and you cannot comply with all of them then it’s an automatic checkmate. You have to find a way to move your car and get out of the car simultaneously if you want to keep your life.

08.01.2026 00:31 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nicely candied and almost dry. Still a little sticky 😰

24.12.2025 16:25 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Absentee ballots also skew very old!

24.12.2025 00:02 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Orange rinds sliced into thin strips in a large pot of water being brought to a boil.

Orange rinds sliced into thin strips in a large pot of water being brought to a boil.

All right, we’re making orangettes!

23.12.2025 23:37 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1

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23.12.2025 15:59 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The government also wants to tell that office manager her job doesn’t require valuable human skills (false) and accelerating its disappearance is official government policy.

23.12.2025 15:59 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

She’s got the right combination of ego and cluelessness to accept

22.12.2025 03:44 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He owns the idea that his tastes are his tastes and encourages his readers to be intentional and thoughtful about their aesthetic choices.

20.12.2025 22:14 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*His dad* turned him in! The FBI, meanwhile, had no fucking clue.

15.12.2025 04:29 👍 124 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0