fertilealien 🔥🌈👽 GIVEAWAY SOON!!

Thinking about how crazy UTIs must have seemed to people before germ theory/modern medicine. How horrible that you can just start having a burning sensation and blood when you pee, seemingly at random??? Like I'm sure they were fairly commonplace but damn. Never know if you'll wake up pissing blood

Victor - requested by Lux

Thank you for your support! 🥃

My commission queue is slow but steady, so as long as you don't mind a bit of a wait, I'm happy to take on more of this pose!

ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MARCH 31ST! Get in the queue while you can: I don't require immediate payment as I don't work on comms until payment is received anyways: so nab a slot!

My commission queue is slow but steady, so as long as you don't mind a bit of a wait, I'm happy to take on more of this pose!

ONLY AVAILABLE UNTIL MARCH 31ST! Get in the queue while you can: I don't require immediate payment as I don't work on comms until payment is received anyways: so nab a slot!

A monochrome drawing of my knight OC Sir Anser in a sexual embrace with some tentacles.

Tight Embrace

Please help if you can!!

bantu and his lady friend have sex on their sides. "But starting his day doesn't have to mean getting out of bed."

part 2~

squeesh

bantu the troll stretches and yawns, a lady troll lays beside him. beneath the image is the text "MORNING" "A water watcher's day begins at dawn, when the gulls' first crying wakes him."

i've been reading leguin's Always Coming Home, an anthropological exploration of a totally fictional culture, and also have been really into studying katsuya terada's work. so i'm combining those interests. i want to do at least a few of these, following a day in troll culture.

2 part YCH scene available!! filling Ollie up, just to make sure he's bred 🤭💞 Final will have un-blurred text !

SB: $75
MB: +$10
AB: $250

-18+
-Bid in comments
-Human, furry, monster OK
-Any body type (must have a dick)
-Payment thru Paypal Invoice
-Auction will END at 11:59pm (ET) on March 11th

he is so fucking kawaii I can't take it

seconding all this!! the searchable alt text is a lifesaver for when you want to have a nice, simple post but still want the image to be searchable!

jump scare at the glory hole! 🤭🫨

patrons saw this first: patreon.com/boarlord

#furry #furryvn #nsfw

scratches my head
another loop
bigg curved dildo

A trio of adventurers shown walking in a line towards the right.

The same three adventurers fleeing back the way they came, minus all their equipment.

Adventuring Party

don't drink my calories? what's next? should i stop joymaxxing? should i live a pleasureless existence too? grow up and get chubby

the girls are fightingggg!!

As I've mentioned before: if Hasbro releases a Harry Potter MTG:A set you take a break from MtG:A until it's no longer the new set. Get none of the cards. Not even with the free in-game currency. Make it actively lose them daily log-ins.

illustration of a gourd fairy buried with all but her tits and dick out, which are of course gourd themselves. she giggles cutely as if being tickled while an off-screen vine waters her. A tiny bee-fairy flies by.

pumpkin girl gets a shower 🚿🥰

I've done a lot of lobbying and a lot of activism. It seems stupid, it seems pointless, it seems ineffectual, but phone calls are one of the few things that legislative offices really pay attention to as a barometer for public opinion.

Call early and call often.

found something that adds to this

this is animal forest... you're just crossing in it......

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step “designed for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

Art trade for @galinwinecellar.bsky.social

do yourself a favor folks, if you're 26 or younger, make a plan to dodge the draft. it's not making the problem about you -- the child you don't go overseas to kill will thank you for it in fact. and if it doesn't come to pass, better to have a plan and not need it than need it and not have it

yessss join me, a certified Green Enjoyer

The King of the Hill reboot is amazing

the average cis person would have to be admitted into a psych ward if they suddenly had to manage the regular stress of day-to-day that we all face with the added pressure of being a tranny and having the Entire World focus on trying to kill you almost every day

when it works it works

i stumbled into the "wrongside of the pond"..
not sure if i’m welcome here or not..
😑🧚🏽🐸🧚🏾🐸🧚🏼‍♀️😑…

an anthropomorphic trans girl cat and a fat transgender mouse boy go for a swim at the pool dialogue reads: Hitch: are you sure about this Hitomi? I'm not a good swimmer Hitomi: aww don't be a wuss Hitch, you'll be safe with me Hitch: ahh...ok,,, the two caresses and hold each other in the pool water with another flavor of text reading "And when the cold moon shines on their bodies, drenched from the pool,. There was still warmth flowing through them."

Chelsea Waves private swimming pool

(she/her for Hitomi)🐈
(he/him for Hitch) 🐁