My Morning Jorkit

“Cool MTG art”

As a millennial, the worst thing about being in your early 30s is waking up and remembering that you just turned 41

great things are happening on X, the everything app™

It’s pretty cool that the most powerful nation on earth is ruled by 2 corrupt oligarch parties who are in lockstep on its draconian imperialist foreign policy, and populated by people who are purposefully kept too stupid and/or poor by their govt to ever do anything to change it

I seriously can’t overstate how much and how quickly the world would improve if a large tidal wave consumed all of these ships

I almost got the eht for my dad for Christmas but for some reason the big fancy tube was giving me “all hat no cattle” vibes. Good to know it’s worth giving it another look.

“I can still party” I say as I fuck up my back for a week after sleeping 2 degrees off of my normal position

This is where I post from, if you even care

I had to type this sentence yesterday in a group chat, and I’m not sure I’ll ever recover from the psychic damage it caused me:

“Did you guys see that Grok is now praising Hitler and threatening to rape will Stancil?”

And because they keep their electorate destitute and uneducated the cycle will never end until they’ve killed us all or we finally [redacted]

There’s a real cool cycle the GOP repeats over & over:

1. get reelected
2. deregulate/gut the govt to line their pockets & fuck the poor by reducing the social safety net
3. get voted out by a tiny margin because things got worse
4. blame the problems they created on minorities

The 4th of July is the worst holiday because it combines the four things I hate the most:
- parades
- fireworks
- the sun
- america

If they ratfuck Mamdani out of this win every single national dem who didn’t endorse him should be primaried. This dusty old corrupt party needs a fire sale

The DNC would rather a fascist and/or sex offender win than let someone slightly to their left into power

So, Cuomo is still gonna run in the general. If the reverse happened, and Mamdani lost then ran as a third party, the Dem establishment cries for him to drop out and that he’s helping elect a republican would be NONSTOP

not ashamed to admit i spent more time on this than is reasonable

the @democrats.org seeing @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
beat the centrist establishment-backed candidate last night and learning absolutely nothing from it

Horizon Zero Dawn’s antagonist, Ted Faro, was written as a caricature of Musk, & Faro literally erases the compendium of human knowledge after causing the apocalypse just so future generations wouldn’t know how horrible he was, and now Musk is trying to do that too. The snake is eating its own ass

Some Dipshit: I'm going to put a bomb in your car
Zohran Mamdani: I don't even own a car

tapping the sign

someone left a bar of chocolate out and she ate it off the counter

How I dress for my wedding vs how I dress for the destruction of Israel

the narrative with ‘white genocide’ lately isn’t an accident, this is an intentional effort to continue pushing the overton window as far as they can to completely reverse all social progress. these people are genuinely sad aparteid ended

Holy shit

ROBOPRIEST (2026)

Every hundred likes, I make his head bigger.