David

@honeytothed

This Barbie is trying her best

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Latest posts by David @honeytothed

This has got me the most optimistic I’ve been in years

15.10.2023 18:55 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Shan’t

30.09.2023 21:30 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Coming to a pub theatre near you this December,

SNOW WHITE & THE SEVEN DIFFERENT BINS

20.09.2023 19:04 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Feet on main is it?

17.09.2023 21:42 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

A very sweaty boy sitting in a tube carriage

If anything, MORE SWEATY

10.09.2023 15:19 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SWEATY

08.09.2023 16:28 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Maybe one day I’ll learn how to do happy in selfies

22.08.2023 19:09 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Friendship ended with natural light. Now work LED strips is my best friend

22.08.2023 19:08 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

How dare you

21.08.2023 19:12 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That is absolutely not a phrase I would ever look for

21.08.2023 10:36 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Statistically, more people regret Harry Potter tattoos than bottom surgery

16.08.2023 17:57 👍 1653 🔁 435 💬 21 📌 19

Excited to join my blue-pals on the skyline or whatever we’re calling these things

20.08.2023 21:24 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0