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"Family Guy" writer, lousy drawer, carb enthusiast

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Me too. I'm genuinely willing to take a little suffering in exchange for a good crypto ball-kick.

07.03.2026 00:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UCLA played a 9am game against a time-acclimated opponent, went 1-10 from the arc, played very sub-optimally, and still got an 18-point win against an NCAA tourney team. Certainly could've been better, but could've been way way worse.

06.03.2026 18:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The entire anti-vax movement is based on such load-bearing assumptions. "I don't need to get my kid vaccinated for polio, nobody gets polio anymore." Yeah, 'cause everyone gets vaccinated for it. Or at least they used to.

06.03.2026 18:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 21 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You *are* right!

06.03.2026 18:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We know where it is. It's in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat. /rumsfeld

06.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not the Final Four game, Mike.

06.03.2026 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, a requirement that thought and debate happen, and a bar on any single autocrat being able to unilaterally plunge us into war in service of his own political or economic ends.

06.03.2026 17:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, that's largely why the Founders constitutionally-required congressional authorization for wars: because it would make wars much less likely.

06.03.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet there's also a Chinese New Year parade just a couple blocks over that the car chase can cinematically disrupt.

06.03.2026 15:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 01:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 16 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My one quibble with The Pitt is that they're always, always right.

Doc #1: "We have to try this crazy, unorthodox thing."
Doc #2: "It's so crazy, it just might work."

*they do crazy thing, it works*

05.03.2026 01:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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After the Plague: Legal Advice

04.03.2026 17:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We have always been at not-war with Eastasia.

04.03.2026 13:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You just need Tom to pay you some money to be your guy and then, like that guy, Tom will also be your guy.

01.03.2026 18:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/pats...

01.03.2026 05:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sympathetic because of the PTSD he suffered from Watters's physical beating of him.

28.02.2026 03:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

For so many years, on so many issues:

*every GOP voted yes* + *Manchin voted yes, and every other Dem voted no* = "GOP and Dem are exactly the same!"

27.02.2026 23:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stop it, Kluwe, I can only like you so much.

27.02.2026 23:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"I'm for the dictatorship of the workers!"

(ineligible: anyone who currently is working)

27.02.2026 20:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 12 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

"I'll never stop fighting against the powerless, for you. Unless the polls tell me otherwise."

27.02.2026 20:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Kansas trans folks: come on over.

(we really need to legalize much more housing construction, tho)

27.02.2026 19:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think folks are bummed about other folks losing their jobs, which is (I think) pretty gettable, even if on balance one falls on the other side of the issue.

27.02.2026 18:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(There's probably about a million Picard "make it so" gifs, so just think of your favorite one for here.)

27.02.2026 18:24 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

***2014***
My previously-uninsurable friend (stupid): "I have health insurance for the first time in my life!"
Me (smart): "This sets us backward."

27.02.2026 15:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They grow up so fast!

27.02.2026 00:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And yet there are, in fact, American cities that have built enough new stock to keep rents from rising as fast as they have in other (more supply-constrained) American cities. Did the owner class just forget, in those cases?

26.02.2026 22:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure plenty of anti-Vietnam-War folks were annoying. Also true of pro-Vietnam-War folks! But the anti-war folks were right.

26.02.2026 20:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To the extent that the song's primary point is that it's not the children of senators who tend to fight in a war, it still holds. Kinda beside the point which political party (if any) bears responsibility for the war.

26.02.2026 20:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If only Graham Platner had re-tweeted John Fogerty instead of a holocaust denier.

"So if Hitler said the sky was blue--" I'd verify with a not-Nazi, yes. There's plenty of sky-lookers out there.

26.02.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My first thought as well.

26.02.2026 15:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 33 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0