Colonel Sanders 🍗

if you would listen to what I’ve been saying and preaching and saying (now go visit her early work with Chairlift for aughts indie gold)

low key nothing sexier than a floppy brown haired white boy with a cap that’s barely sitting on the top of his head like a floater y’all know what I mean 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵

LMFAOOOO

when you are making the salad for your husband, don’t put the feminine tomatoes next to the masculine cucumbers. It’s wrong.

my dear bahko, you would
Be wrong

Never seen it

rupaul store called starr boutique

crickets … cmon y’all we gotta admit the man’s put in the work

MacBook Air toasting my balls while playing Civ

Swimming in the Dark mini series would clear

ok I know it’s not really French but whatever !! France isn’t a real country anyways

just remembered there’s a French bakery two. Blocks away I can walk to to buy cookies

alright we gotta give Jonathan Groff his flowers 🙄

skims

I miss when I used to be able to buy it online from Switzerland w my credit card 😭😭😭

oomf just made me remember I have enough LSD in my pencil holder to last me a lifetime

you on a bike …. Green New Deal king

oh fuck that New York is a hell hole

decided I don’t want to watch a movie after work today

wdym eight tours ??

VERY benny blanco coded of you

I hope The Bride! flops at the box office tbh

oomf keeps trying to get me to hop on a cycle and I kinda wanna say yes

I thought I was only like, two episodes behind on traitors , but it turns out I’m six

You should apologize to Benny blanco first