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@secondaryeducation

Songwriter, drummer, vegan. https://secondaryeducation.bandcamp.com/

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At this point unless Starmer can pull "hang on lads, this was all an MI6 deep undercover job to pull the whole ring down so we had to catch a nonce with a nonce" out of his arse, him and his entire staff have gotta fuck off out the job.

12.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How in the actual god given fuck are Labour still good with effectively saying "they were only allegations!" like they're Father Ted and the money was only "resting" in his account?

Imagine if this happened in the NHS?

12.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now

10.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 24349 πŸ” 6570 πŸ’¬ 209 πŸ“Œ 410

It's less "two steps forward, three steps back", and more "fuck me, how bastard big were those two steps? I need to sit down for a minute", y'know?

11.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The trailer for EVERYONE IS LYING TO YOU FOR MONEY. In select theaters starting April 17th πŸΏπŸ€‘πŸ€£

10.03.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 5537 πŸ” 1625 πŸ’¬ 147 πŸ“Œ 298

We can bully another CEO off the site, you people have no fucking heart

09.03.2026 23:03 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All power and gratitude to @athleticomince.bsky.social for 10 years of putting joy into the world.

It would take far more than two hands to count the times I've laughed so hard that I've been unable to speak when trying to recount one of the jokes from Peter Beardsley's joke book.
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09.03.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to write an album of obnoxiously joyful songs and then have this as the cover.

I'm not even taking the piss, I think this photo is mint.

08.03.2026 00:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A 17th Century young man with a bit of a Hapsburg face in black and red armour

A 17th Century young man with a bit of a Hapsburg face in black and red armour

β€œThey only invented gays in the 60s” then who’s this cunty little twink in his fancy armour?

07.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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CARTOON/HCTTG.GIF

07.03.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 126 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuckin hell, Uncle Omid's really gobbed off this time.

07.03.2026 19:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
07.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 312 πŸ” 75 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 3
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a man with a bandage on his head says mrs. gazpacho ALT: a man with a bandage on his head says mrs. gazpacho

Is that Mr and...

06.03.2026 22:56 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Secondary Education Secondary Education, is a solo project about nervous breakdowns, toxic relationships and trying to figure out what the fuck is actually going on. Likened to The Pixies, Weezer and Modest Mouse, Secondary Educations’s songs are for people who want to fight the worsening status quo with compassion (and sarcasm)..

Hey hey it's #BandcampFriday again, would you buy my songs to help me pay to record new ones and hire a drummer for the live band?

secondaryeducation.bandcamp.com

06.03.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

After you've bought my stuff, go buy Barry's, my man's out here writing bangers for two separate projects that are both incredible

06.03.2026 10:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Secondary Education Secondary Education, is a solo project about nervous breakdowns, toxic relationships and trying to figure out what the fuck is actually going on. Likened to The Pixies, Weezer and Modest Mouse, Secondary Educations’s songs are for people who want to fight the worsening status quo with compassion (and sarcasm)..

Hey hey it's #BandcampFriday again, would you buy my songs to help me pay to record new ones and hire a drummer for the live band?

secondaryeducation.bandcamp.com

06.03.2026 10:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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05.03.2026 21:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rich cunts: "NOBODY WANTS TO WORK ANYMORE"

Also rich cunts: "WE'VE INSTALLED OUR OWN PROPRIETARY AI INTO EVERY BIT OF YOUR WORKFLOW TO SAVE YOU TIME WRITING EMAILS"

05.03.2026 15:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The international boycott of ChatGPT has absolutely exploded.

2.5M people have already joined, and this is just the beginning.

Go to quitgpt.org.
Cancel your subscription, delete your account.
And tell at least one person why.

My op-ed: www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

04.03.2026 09:03 πŸ‘ 1022 πŸ” 575 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 61

"Good morning sunshine, here's a video of a soldier getting his arm broken by a politician" is not what I expected bluesky to be like when I logged in earlier.

05.03.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

03.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 14118 πŸ” 2454 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 2

I know it's ABK month when every couple of days I think to myself "shit, did you forget to go see ABK?" and then I search for this very poster to remind myself that it's not till nearer the end of the month.

04.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The floating disembodied head of Marshall Applewhite the head of the Heaven’s Gate Suicide Cult

The floating disembodied head of Marshall Applewhite the head of the Heaven’s Gate Suicide Cult

Wanna feel old? This is the sun from the Teletubbies now

04.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 92 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Ah, shit. Hooch is dead.

04.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 39 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œThe right don’t purity test!”

Four new right-wing parties have sprung up in the UK this year alone because they can’t quite agree on exactly how racist they should be.

04.03.2026 11:38 πŸ‘ 91 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Btw I’m butch lesbian trans woman who would 100% date a trans woman if I was single.

04.03.2026 11:23 πŸ‘ 112 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The list of arguments they had included that there were no lesbian trans women, that there were no butch trans women, that if they really believed trans people were the gender they say that trans people would date other trans people, and we do & are all of those things.

04.03.2026 11:21 πŸ‘ 127 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I see why they did it, it was the only argument that worked because in order to disprove it you had to know that studies existed and how to understand the data, as well as the variables. All the other arguments against trans people that they had failed upon observation.

04.03.2026 11:18 πŸ‘ 131 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I remember when that argument started. It was well after I’d transitioned. β€œWomen can do anything men can do” slowly got replaced with β€œwomen are incredibly fragile and need protecting from men at all times” they gave up on the radical feminism bit in order to completely focus on the trans exclusion

04.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 37 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0