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♂️ // fictivemancer // empath full raid gear // normal and can be trusted with the summoning circle // opinions will be yours soon (@vaticideprophet on twitter, https://vaticidalprophet.substack.com/)

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We need to get back to the basics of conspiracy theories:

Fae trickery led Arthur astray
Poseidon angered that you blinded his son
Noah getting advanced warning
Jupiter belched a planetoid that altered earths orbit
The Pleiades wait for someone to need a light at the end of a tunnel

23.01.2024 04:22 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

a line made by walking

richard long, 1967

03.11.2023 02:08 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0
my wife left my after I sat on my gun weird and blew off my entire dick and balls at the Cracker Barrel

my wife left my after I sat on my gun weird and blew off my entire dick and balls at the Cracker Barrel

now that I’m a dark mode sinner I can post stuff like this

13.05.2023 22:11 👍 692 🔁 91 💬 48 📌 21
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It’s yet again bedtime

23.04.2023 05:19 👍 387 🔁 60 💬 17 📌 7
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Chords will be played...

04.05.2023 03:22 👍 8 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

once I was on a vc where we were laughing about how the rog phone is somehow good and the partner of one of the participants noticed, leaned over and went "oh are you talking about the rog phone? yeah everyone knows about it, it's the gold standard"

29.04.2023 09:33 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the funniest thing about phones is that 1. there's an entire subset of phones called "gaming phones" that are covered in rgb lights and "made for gamers" and 2. they're genuinely, unironically good

29.04.2023 09:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

we know it's weird that every user is forced to follow dril, it's a part of the protocol that's very hard to get around. here's why 1/330

27.04.2023 18:30 👍 289 🔁 40 💬 21 📌 3

popular on twitter (derogatory)

27.04.2023 13:01 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0
Preview
Leak: The Asus ROG Ally will cost $699.99 with an AMD Z1 Extreme Which suggests the Z1 version will cost less.

if the ASUS ROG Ally is actually $699 for the high end model then it’s going to be a massive Steam Deck competitor. Still needs the simplicity and customization of SteamOS, but the hardware looks great at that price https://www.theverge.com/23700094/asus-rog-ally-price-amd-z1-extreme

27.04.2023 07:02 👍 27 🔁 8 💬 5 📌 4
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Started my IPads stopwatch years ago and never stopped it :)

FAQ:
- Got it years ago for my mother
- Still using it as a music player with a speaker/charging station. Also read on it time to time & check the calendar.
- Battery is still OK
- Google does not logs in on this anymore

27.04.2023 08:05 👍 118 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0
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You are not inferior to anyone. Good night. I love you. See you in the morning.

21.04.2023 01:50 👍 42 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0
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"Hey all, I'm new here. Can I just start posting and people will see?"

"Yes, welcome to bluesky! Just gave you a follow."

"Gm bro good to have you here. I liked your post to help get you trending on the What's Hot section."

"Welcome! I noticed you set your handle to your own domain, very cool!"

12.04.2023 20:00 👍 55 🔁 10 💬 8 📌 0

Having tails would have added a whole new layer to social dynamics.

If they were anything as expressive as pets' tails, we'd have tail training coaches earning $$$

"Make sure to tuck your shirt and roll your tail."
"An alpha always keeps the tail erect"

17.04.2023 10:28 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

nobody:

me: the bell curve or "midwit" meme is a classic example of the harmful "noble savage" stereotype and in this essay I will—

17.04.2023 11:03 👍 27 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

I don't feel deeply in love with either site; character limits are not my friend
I want somewhere I can love, but perhaps I'd have to build it

16.04.2023 23:51 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

already most of the way to my twitter follower count on bluesky, interesting

16.04.2023 23:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

OcEaN ENTP Chaotic '''''''''''''''''''Neutral''''''''''''''''''' 5w4-3w4-8w7 (lol) Knowledge/Popularity (yes I consider sims 2 aspirations a valid fake-personality-test, how could you tell :gigachad:)

14.04.2023 19:14 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here’s mine. Finally got my tree shelf made.

14.04.2023 17:32 👍 127 🔁 12 💬 23 📌 4

I'm finally making serious progress on something that's lived in my head for a long time, and whenever the characters come across differently to how they exist internally, it doesn't feel like their development but my problem implementing it

14.04.2023 01:56 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Odd writing observation: naturally you tend to 'learn who characters are' as you write them, but if a character has lived in your head for long enough, writing them differently doesn't feel like 'learning who they are' but 'writing them wrong'

14.04.2023 01:55 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

oh, it's *far* from going to save everything, but it's doing better at it than what else we've tried

13.04.2023 06:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Summoning circle, hope this works

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12.04.2023 15:38 👍 34 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

it's insufficiently Virtuous™, whether because it doesn't demand the pain of doing it the only way that used to exist, or because it doesn't demand the pain of trying to come to terms with something you can never really come to terms with

13.04.2023 00:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

semaglutide is an interesting microcosm of too-good-to-be-true thought; we have what amounts to the cure for a major cause of both poor health and poor self-esteem, and many people who genuinely want better societal health and self-esteem are wildly in opposition to it

13.04.2023 00:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Huge chunks of the internet are genuinely barely usable due to gifs, it's the modern equivalent of autoplaying music

13.04.2023 00:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0